Sea floor survey reveals deep hole

BBC.com ^ | July 16, 2003

[lelio]

Hopefully no one will pull out the giant cork that's stuck in the seabed.

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The former President disembarks from his airplane after a trip back to Arkansas. Although the hoopla is less now that he is out of office, Clinton still occasionally finds himself greeted by military personnel. This is one such occasion.

He climbs down the stairs, carrying two huge pigs, one under each arm. He gets to the bottom, and nods his head in return to the soldier's salute. "Son, what do you think about these?" he says. "Nice pigs, SIR!" comes the reply. Clinton gets mildly miffed and lectures, "I'll have you know these aren't just pigs but the finest of Arkansas Razorbacks. Top notch. I got one for Hillary, and one for Chelsea. What do you think about that?"

"Nice trade, SIR!

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[The Brush]

icks-nay on the ork-ka buddy!

Loose lips sink ships!

[The Brush]

icks-nay on the ork-ka buddy!

Loose lips sink ships!

[prairiebreeze]

(Melodically) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Prairie

[gas_dr]

Hey -- if we let Klintoon know...think he might drown trying to penetrate it?

[The Great RJ]

I bet that hole contains all my missing socks and Vince Foster's files.

[BenLurkin]

[LiteKeeper]

Hey Sweet...SPOTREP

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Why hello there; how are things with you?


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[DPB101]

The scientists have named the new low point HMRG (Hawaii Mapping Research Group) Deep.

Aw cripes. Put some poetry and punch back into the language Hawaii Mapping Research Group. Give it a name which will make every 13 year old kid interested in science and want to go there.

[piasa]

Hey -- if we let Klintoon know...think he might drown trying to penetrate it?

There isn't a cigar in the world big enough to plug that hole.

But Cuba might fit nicely into it.

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Dear Hawaii Mapping Research Group;

In respect to renewing interest, I respectfully suggest re-naming this new low point

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Or something similiar.

[Ichneumon]

[LiteKeeper]

< smile> where did you find the SPOTREP format?

Hope yours is a great and wonderful day in God's creation!

LiteKeeper
Matthew 5:14-16

[strela]

So THIS is the place where all the whale (expletive deleted) ends up ...

[BlueLancer]

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a hole,
There's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

[Just another Joe]

It was during a detailed survey near the island of Guam that scientists from the Hawaii Institute of Geophysics and Planetology found the new super-deep spot.

And you wonder where Godzilla goes when he swims back out to sea.
Godzilla's fortress of solitude.

[Hunble]

http://ibis.grdl.noaa.gov/SAT/Bathy.intro.html