[Semper Paratus]

I thought Bill Gates had this settled already?

[hflynn]

First Baby Bells now Baby Hells

[#3Fan]

In this case, thank goodness there is a monopoly.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Has Hillary responded yet?

[Support Free Republic]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender comes up and says "Hey pal, what will it be?"

The horse orders a beer.

A few minutes later, John Kerry walks in and sits at the bar. The bartender walks up and says "Hey pal, cheer up. Why the long face?"

I'll stop if you guys will donate and get us over our fundraising goal

[VRWCmember]

Hilarious!! I LOVED the last line!

[Charles Henrickson]

As a Christian minister who does not go along with all the "interfaith," "tolerance," P.C. crapola we're seeing these days, I found this article to be a very funny and incisive piece of satire.

[Mark]

Well, there is the Onion and then there is the Dallas paper:(from Monday)

Deion Sanders sued over car bill- Athlete said Jesus told him what to pay, shop alleges; he denies it- he's been fighting a $4,265.57 car repair bill. The owner of the repair shop said the former Dallas Cowboys cornerback wanted to pay only $1,500 of the bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay. "It's the 'Praise Jesus' discount," said Ed Edson, attorney for Phil Compton, the owner of the car...

[ravingnutter]

Bump for later reading.

[dpwiener]

This is the problem with antitrust laws. As long as we have a free market, with no legal barriers to the entry of new competitors, God can't have a true monopoly. If God fails to satisfy the customers, they can always turn to rival deities (or try to go into the business for themselves).

Yes, there are network considerations and entry costs, but only the government can create and enforce coercive monopolies. This outrageous decision by an activist judge is not the answer. The free market is the answer: It's up to God's worshippers to demand their money's worth, and to insist that God do a Hell of a lot better job.

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[JOE6PAK]

Jr. Senator from NY says: "That man dressed like the DEVIL better watch his A$$"!

[hang 'em]

"What did God know and when did he know it?"

-Hillary RottenHams Clinton