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Pittsburgh First Baseman Won't Face Charges for Hitting Sausage Mascot
Associated Press ^ | Jul 10, 2003 | Juliet Williams

Posted on 07/10/2003 6:22:43 PM PDT by Pharmboy

MILWAUKEE (AP) - Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon got a grilling from prosecutors and was let off with a $432 fine Thursday after bopping a woman dressed as a giant sausage with his bat. Simon was cited by the sheriff's department for disorderly conduct and fined for a swing that got more attention than any other around the majors Wednesday night.

Simon said he did not deliberately try to knock down the woman, who tumbled to the ground and suffered only a few scrapes during the popular costume race at Milwaukee Brewers games.

"That wasn't my intention in my heart for that to happen," Simon said before Thursday's game. "I was just trying to get a tap at the costume and for her to finish the race."

The 18-year-old woman, Mandy Block, was among four people dressed as an oversized bratwurst, a hot dog and Italian and Polish sausages racing past the Pirates' dugout.

Simon took a half swing at Block, dressed as the Italian sausage, hitting her from behind. When she fell, she knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog. The two women scraped their knees.

Simon was arrested and booked for misdemeanor battery, and told to show up at the district attorney's office. After Simon and one of the women met with prosecutors Thursday, Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin said the two women did not think Simon meant to hurt them and "were not interested in having him charged criminally."

"It just seems ridiculous," Block told WTMJ-TV of Milwaukee. "It's like a big sausage getting hit by a bat causes all this controversy. It just seems kind of funny to me.

"It wasn't that big of a blow," Block said. "I think just because I'm so small and it's such a big costume that I tumbled."

Simon, who had said he hoped to apologize to Block before leaving Milwaukee, gave the Brewers two autographed bats for both women who fell.

He said he was just playing around.

"I thought at the moment they were trying to play with us. They were running right next to the players," he said. "I'm a fun player, and I've never hurt anyone in my life."

After the incident, Simon drew boos when he was used as a pinch-hitter in the seventh inning. He grounded out in the only playing time he saw.

The Pirates issued a statement saying they do not condone Simon's behavior and will address the issue internally. Simon was not in the starting lineup Thursday.

Rick Schlesinger, Brewers executive vice president for business operations, said Simon's conduct was unjustified.

"This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark," he said. "It sickened me to see it."

On Thursday, four new people were inside the costumes, and Pirates players moved into the dugout and away from the field during the race.

"They're rounding the Pirates dugout - they've made it safely," said Robb Edwards, the Brewers announcer, to the wild cheers of fans on their feet.

Fittingly, the Italian sausage won.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: assault; baseball; bigweenie; chokethesdchicken; costume; doublesecretprobatn; go4thekneesnexttime; goodsummerfun; hilarious; izzystillstinks; justaprank; nojustice; overblown; whopdaphillyphanatic
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To: Pharmboy
"'Tis but a scratch."

Anyway, I don't see why everyone is getting bent out of shape on this one. What he did was pretty stupid, but it's not like he jumped over the rail and started going medievil on her or anything. He was trying to have a little fun and went too far. Noone got hurt, apologize and move on. It seems like she will.
21 posted on 07/10/2003 8:06:41 PM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: hemogoblin
Trade him to the Metts.
22 posted on 07/10/2003 8:29:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (What a hot dog!)
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To: Pharmboy
Maybe he was just casing the joint. </bad pun>

Anyway, she said tonight on the news she wouldn't sue--she only wants a personal apology.

His reaction, "Baseball been bery bery good to me."
23 posted on 07/10/2003 8:39:51 PM PDT by lorrainer ("Vegetarians are cool! All I eat are vegetarians!"—Ted Nugent)
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To: Lockbar
I've met a few scum-bags like this Simon guy. Think they can do anything they want since they are protected by powerful organizations, ie: dirty cops, Klinton. I hope the girl sues, just to make problems for him.

Whatever. I just saw the interview with the girl on Sportscenter. She was all cheerful and laughing about it, said she was all excited because they are going to give her 2 autographed bats. Basically she sounded like she thought it was all overblown and not that big a deal, saying that he probably was just doing it as horseplay, couldn't believe that it was being made into a big deal, and couldn't believe that he was arrested.

Came across as a reasonable and 'cool' 18-year old, who 'get's it', unlike a lot of harumping and harping nannies(especially some of the 'serious journalists'). The same types who have completely watered down everything from playgrounds to recess, suspending for months elementary school kids who shoot a watergun or kiss a girl on the playground.

I bet she has older brothers that she loved playing with growing up.

24 posted on 07/10/2003 9:09:08 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Pharmboy
He hit an Italian sausage....shouldn't that a hate crime?;)))
25 posted on 07/10/2003 9:14:24 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Pharmboy
I saw this incident tonight on TV. Unbelieveable. I have not laughed so hard in all my life. The uncanny intersection between fiction and reality. When you think about it, all sausages are supposed to be dead, so why not swing a bat at one when you see it running? *BINK!* "It's out of the race for you, Sausage!" The video makes it look like the sausage was mortally wounded.

And the way ESPN treated it, I thought I was watching Saturday Night Live.

Really. I still feel tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. My boss thinks I'm a masochist. Alas, nobody understands me.

26 posted on 07/10/2003 9:16:12 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Frank_2001
Shouldn't that "BE".....sorry about the typo:)
27 posted on 07/10/2003 9:19:52 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Frank_2001
"He hit an Italian sausage....shouldn't that be a hate crime?"

Frankly, that's a good observation. My boss is Italian. Now he'll probably fire me for laughing so hard.

28 posted on 07/10/2003 9:26:18 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Frank_2001; Fester Chugabrew
He hit an Italian sausage....shouldn't that a hate crime?

Playing the sausage race card, eh?

29 posted on 07/10/2003 9:48:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (There Goes Crimin' Simon.)
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To: Numbers Guy
Groan.
30 posted on 07/10/2003 10:50:02 PM PDT by gcruse (There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women[.] --Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Pharmboy
Mandy block was qouted as saying in an interview after the games "I wish I was the Oscar Meijer weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be.Because if I was the Oscar Meijer weiner nobody would take a swing at me." :-)
31 posted on 07/10/2003 11:28:53 PM PDT by freepatriot32 (Heaven is weary, of the hollow words Which States and Kingdoms utter when they talk of justice)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I bet she has older brothers that she loved playing with growing up.


I'm thinking you are right! My best friend and I both grew up in a house full of boys(hers fuller than mine and her brothers older). We both were used to this horseplay, and just like then, looks like the horseplaying man that got out of hand will have to apologize and has enough egg on his face with it being made so public.
I'll say he's fortunate it wasn't some feminazi in that sausage suit or he'd be getting the what for about now. 'Course I don't know if you'd find an elitist feminazi at a "ball" game;-)
32 posted on 07/11/2003 3:47:07 AM PDT by glory
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To: Pharmboy
"Third, the way [Simon's] been swinging the bat lately - 0-for-July - no one would have been more surprised than Simon that he actually made contact." -Jim Litke, AP
33 posted on 07/11/2003 9:28:40 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: Fester Chugabrew
The MO for Simon is that "He swings at everything."
34 posted on 07/11/2003 9:36:59 AM PDT by cynicalman
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Well, he's one-for-July now...
35 posted on 07/11/2003 10:30:28 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to...)
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To: Pharmboy
SIMON NOT CHARGED FOR SAUSAGE POUNDING

-South Bend Tribune

36 posted on 07/11/2003 1:06:54 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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