[FairOpinion]

We at least need to ban the "assault shopping carts".;)

Then we need to issue strict government regulations about the manufacture of shopping carts, the need to be made so teenagers can stand up in them, rock them, but the shopping cart mustn't turn over. we also need to make wide rims for the shopping carts, about a couple of feet at least, so chilren in the shopping carts can't reach the shelves. They also need to come with hand and leg irons, so children could be "secured" in the shopping cart.

Oh, you mean all this would make them useless and prohibitively expensive as shopping carts, so who cares, only the rich can fill up shopping carts anyway, the poor don't have enough money to fill it up, so they don't need the.

No, I think banning them is the best solution.


Don't you care about "the children"? ;)

Of course we mustn't talk about more responsibility for parents, naturally, as I said it's all the fault of the shopping carts, the store, tobacco, the farmer producing eggs and hamburger, and so on...

[qam1]

Oh, you mean all this would make them useless and prohibitively expensive as shopping carts..... No, I think banning them is the best solution.

Oh no, You are forgetting about the homeless, If the shopping carts become to expensive the homeless can't afford them so then we must subsidize them. So getting an expensive safe shopping cart should be covered under medicaid.

[Michael Barnes]

Bravo! Well thought out, creates Gov't jobs; gives our congress critters a reason to meet so much. There's a tax in here I'm certain..