hausfrau hillary

7.7.03 | Mia T

[Mia T]

hausfrau hillary

by Mia T, 7.7.03

 

"I liked the traditional duties of keeping a house. ..."

"I'm not the greatest at it in the world," Mrs. Clinton told the BBC. "But I loved doing it. I mean, it was inviting people to come to your home and therefore it mattered to me what china we used, what the flowers looked like, what the menu was."

Hillary: I Loved Being a Homemaker

What hillary clinton really meant to say:

"I like keeping a whole house (or two) for a change."

"It mattered to me (and my coffers) what China could use."

"what Flowers looked like, what the menu was."

eyes wide shut

 

by Mia T

 

Hillary Clinton's equal and inapposite reactions seem to be, at first blush, instances of the immutable First Law of The Betrayed and Humiliated Wife: Outdo the errant hubby's doxy...at all cost.

Thus, Vanity Fair's glamorous Marilyn-Monroe spread of Monica's digitally reduced spread was answered by Vogue's lushly Elizabethan, gauzy-focus, hindquarter-cropped-pleated-and-flounced, Queen-Hillary-for-President cover.

And now we have Hillary Clinton doing a Martha Stewart, who herself, is purported to have been "done" by the aforementioned errant rogue (notwithstanding the plain fact that Martha is more well-known for her tarts than for being one).

Seems Hillary Clinton is now writing a book titled "An Invitation to the White House" in which she will follow the format of the Martha Stewart classic, "Entertaining", claim multifarious Martha-Stewart talents and wrap her indecorous and corrupt, backwoods, backroom style of White House "entertaining" in Martha-Stewart elegance and purity. (NB: Written years before Martha ImPloded.)

"The Clinton White House has been noted for the...innovation of its events," said Carolyn Reidy, president of Simon & Schuster's Trade Division, the book's publisher.

Hillary Clinton's spokeswoman, Marsha Berry, added that the book will focus on how the Clintons have "advanced the availability" of the White House by increasing the number and diversity of people; that it will "highlight the access that the Clintons have given to more people, more types of entertainment..."

It should be emphasized that it was without even a trace of irony or the slightest smirk that both women related the above.

On closer inspection, Hillary Clinton's bizarre behavior is more than simple Ivana Trump-eting. It is vulgar, compulsive, shameless, smarmy, contemptuous, demagogic, megalomaniacal, in-your-face naked clintonism.

It is one thing for the frumpy, chipmunk-cheek, huge-hindquarter fishwife to insinuate her image -- albeit Elizabethan-shrouded and low-res-clouded -- onto the cover of Vogue; but it is quite another for the corrupt harpy to trumpet White House access even as new charges emerge of the clintons' rapes and other predations, of the clintons' corrupt quid-pro-quo arrangements with a menacing and motley assortment of drug dealers, gun runners and nuclear weapons makers.

For Hillary Clinton to vaunt White House access just as the clintons' China treason is becoming increasingly, patently manifest to all requires a certain level of contempt for the people and for the country that is uniquely clinton.

Thank heaven for small favors...

Or as the real Martha Stewart would say,
"That is a good thing."

[Cindy]

[Support Free Republic]

Hi Mom!

[blackdog]

Move over Martha Stewart.

There's a new domestic goddess in town and she don't play footsie. She'll cut-chya and won't even care about the bloodstain on the wool persian rug, or dig up that tip of yours on club soda and hairspray to remove your stain.

Home maker Hillary will just move the loveseat to cover the mess after the fixers dump your corpse in Ft.Marcy Park.

[Mia T]

"It's a good thing" ping!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

OH, BARF!!!!!!

[malia]

"I liked the traditional duties of keeping a house. ..." traditional duties = which of the people's china to use!!

What is traditional is saving and planning for your china. Never did the clintons save and plan for their china.

the only true statement she made was "I'm not the greatest at it in the world,"

I think this person has no idea how she sounds. She is as sick as her husband, just a different sickness.

[firewalk]

Thanks for the ping
& bttt

[My2Cents]

She *loved* housekeeping...particularly when the house was OUR house, the Big White One, the one with hundreds of staff.

[pubmom]

Her homemaking skills, I would guess are utter crap.

Let her walk in my shoes for a day, which substance removes chewing gum from the carpet? (409, for those who are interested.)

[sauropod]

"And now we have Hillary Clinton doing a Martha Stewart, who herself, is purported to have been "done" by the aforementioned errant rogue (notwithstanding the plain fact that Martha is more well-known for her tarts than for being one)."

ROFL! Quite good.

[OldFriend]

Out of touch with reality in the truest sense of the meaning.

[freekitty]

We all knew Miss Hitlery was running for President in 2004 because she filed papers way, way back to run in 2004.

Come on Miss Hitlery, maybe this will be the first time a Presidential Candidate will be put in jail, instead of the White House.

[freekitty]

You know, this woman has to be the sickest with all the lies she is telling, I might add, out the country.

Maybe instead of jail, she should be in the looney bin. I am all for that.

[Joe Boucher]

I wonder if the Hildabeast is like say Jeff Dahmer and eats any of her kills?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Mia, you forgot the barf alert :(

Hey guys pass this one on to your lists, but take your blood pressure medicine first!

"I liked the traditional duties of keeping a house. ..."

"I'm not the greatest at it in the world," Mrs. Clinton told the BBC. "But I loved doing it. I mean, it was inviting people to come to your home and therefore it mattered to me what china we used, what the flowers looked like, what the menu was."

Oh please God help me. Seriously you can't put Martha Stewart and Ivana Trump in the same article as that viper. What's next, a photo of Hillary vacuuming the top of the living room drapes, wearing a shirtwaist dress and pearls, ala' June Cleaver?

Hey Hillary, have you learned to bake cookies yet?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Let her walk in my shoes for a day, which substance removes chewing gum from the carpet? (409, for those who are interested.)

Nah, just put some ice on it ;-)

Heehee, seriously freeze the gum and scrape it up with a butter knife. Peanut butter helps remove gum from hair. If that doesn't work, get out the scissors.

[Paul Atreides]

"It's a good thing"

Except, Hillary was overheard saying "It's a bent thing."

[varon]

"I liked the traditional duties of keeping a house. ..."

She is so full of sh*t that she could, by herself, fertilize all the rice paddies in North Korea.

[malia]

because she filed papers way, way back to run in 2004.

--have never heard that. Is that a typical move or very unusual. Does that mean Gephardt (isn't he still deciding) has already filed papers, just in case?

I have no intentions to run for President. Thank you for asking!, I'm flattered that you asked! I had no intention of running, but everyone wants me so I must! Hillary