1 posted on
07/03/2003 3:15:29 PM PDT by
squidly
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To: squidly
Holy crap.
2 posted on
07/03/2003 3:18:07 PM PDT by
Cathryn Crawford
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To: squidly
I wonder if it will occur to soemone up there in Ohio that maybe God was sending the preacher or the evangelist a sign to straighten up their dupilicitous life? Sometime we ask the wrong question, but God directs His answer at the question we ought to be asking ... kinda helps ya to get in the right frame of mind, don'tcha know!
3 posted on
07/03/2003 3:18:43 PM PDT by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote Life Support for others.)
To: squidly
4 posted on
07/03/2003 3:18:59 PM PDT by
4mycountry
(Japanese drain pipe is so tiny, please don't flush too much toilet papers.)
To: squidly
"Yes Lord, but I didn't ask for a neon sign..."
To: squidly
Yes, there is a God....and be careful what you ask for. For all those that think the old testament is a load of crap.....never mind.
6 posted on
07/03/2003 3:27:02 PM PDT by
SSN558
(Be on the lookout for Black White-Supremists)
To: squidly
ZOT!
To: squidly
"I didn't need the special effects, God!"
}:-)4
9 posted on
07/03/2003 3:35:19 PM PDT by
Moose4
(I'm feeling one of THOSE days coming on...)
To: squidly
10 posted on
07/03/2003 3:38:00 PM PDT by
wimpycat
(I'm an expert at being annoying. I'm a kid sister.)
To: squidly
I wonder...What were the collections after this?... :)
Now IF Jesse Jackson got zapped, would he change his ways?...a sign?...a warning?
12 posted on
07/03/2003 3:43:10 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
To: squidly
"I asked for a Bud Lite!
14 posted on
07/03/2003 3:47:47 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(And now for something completely different...)
To: squidly; Dark Wing
I submitted this to DarwinAwards.com for an Honorable Mention.
15 posted on
07/03/2003 4:10:58 PM PDT by
Thud
To: squidly
Somehow this reminds me of an interview I heard once. Pat Benatar sang "Hit Me With Your best Shot". She recounted that when she was delivering her first child and began some serious contractions she said a little prayer and reminded G-d that the song was not directed at him.
Be careful what you ask for
To: squidly
OK, well done. Next time, instead of just asking for a "sign," this guy should ask for the numbers on next week's winning state lottery ticket. That way, he'll be able to pay for the new roof and REALLY do something impressive.
18 posted on
07/03/2003 4:57:44 PM PDT by
Tacis
To: squidly
Ask and ye shall receive...
19 posted on
07/03/2003 5:11:41 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: squidly
Lord, let me rephrase that request ...
20 posted on
07/03/2003 5:14:58 PM PDT by
gitmo
(We've left the slippery slope and we are now in free fall.)
To: squidly
RAT FARTS!!!!!
To: squidly
Just a tiny example of what is coming. When the force that shaped the universe comes down to this tiny ball of dust to take over, people are going to quickly understand why he is called ALMIGHTY God. You ain't seen nothing yet. Remember, Jesus could have called thousands of Angels to assist him. But it wasn't time. It only took two Angels to obliterate Sodom and Gomorrah. Right now its all about faith. People who believe without seeing will get a special reward. Soon "all flesh will see the salvation of the Lord". Whether they want to believe or not will determine their final destiny. All rational excuses will be gone.
22 posted on
07/03/2003 5:19:29 PM PDT by
Russell Scott
(When Christ's Kingdom appears, all of man's problems will disappear.)
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Where were you around this time? Just wondering.
23 posted on
07/03/2003 5:26:32 PM PDT by
SerpentDove
(Each post focus-group tested for maximum wallop.)
To: squidly
24 posted on
07/03/2003 5:27:59 PM PDT by
Phsstpok
To: squidly
dot
take care out there
29 posted on
07/03/2003 8:35:40 PM PDT by
dot_usa
(Quasi Zot)
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