[xrp]

Reducing the Mexican border patrol to patrol the Canadian border? I understand the Canadian border is 2x or more in length, but I wasn't aware of 700,000+ individuals using the Canadian border for illegal immigration purposes.

[DoughtyOne]

Why of course, the whole problem is that we're being overrun by Canadians...

This just gets more pathetic by the day.

[DoughtyOne]

Have you ever seen one Canadian Coyote arrested? Have you seen tens of Canadians dying coming across the wilderness? Have you see mile after mile of trash piled up on the US side of the border with Canadian labels on it? Have you seen three to seven Canadian familes to a single family dwelling? Are 1/3rd of the schools on the Canadian border filled with the children of Canadian nationals? Are indigent Canadians by the millions presenting themselves at the hospitals in the area, unable to pay for care? Have you had to change your telephone trees at all the businesses in the region so that the French can be accomodated?

LMAO, the disinformaiton train has left the station!

[Dante3]

Both borders need to be protected although it is obious that the Mexican border is far more of a problem. Since we are being invaded by a new type of insidious enemy army, it is essential that we have our military protect our borders.

Let's pull our troop out of Iraq and put them on our borders. And if Bush decides to send our troops to Africa, he might lose the election to someone as bad as Dean.

[JackelopeBreeder]

Unreal. How does one support such a drug habit on a government salary?

[KriegerGeist]

I heard on the radio that California is issuing illegals valid legal drivers licences now. Next give them citizenship. Why don't we just annex canada and Mexico?

[gubamyster]

ping

[Imagine]

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ACTION PLAN: Border Violators

1) Close all US borders to illegal entry forthwith by any and all means possible, including military presence.

2) Maintain legitimate immigration levels at modest annual level with requirements that immigrants be employable or sufficiently wealthy for self-support if they do not intend to work, proficient in basic English and willing to be assimilated into American culture and language. All applicants shall provide prints, photos and DNA samples.

3) Legal immigration shall be awarded to individuals on a lottery basis, wherein all countries are given equal status in the immigration lottery, without regards to color or economic plight of originating nation.

4) Those from Muslim countries, or individuals of Islamic faith from any country, shall be denied immigration privileges to the US.

5) Detain all border violators, taking photos, prints and DNA samples of said violator while at the same time, checking for out standing warrants. If no warrants are outstanding, return border violators to home country within 20 days via commercial airline and submit cost of such action, including processing and housing costs for said violator, to country of origin. If costs are not paid within 30 days, reduce any and all aid to said country by a like amount.

6) Should any country from which a border violator originates not currently receive any aid from the US, the Justice Department shall be authorized to seize or secure liens on assets owned, managed or registered to that country to the full extent of the obligation.

7) Establish new Guest Worker Visa (GWV) category, renewable every 6 months, for unskilled labor positions wherein all applicants shall provide prints, photos and DNA samples. Work permitted of such applicants shall be limited to one of several categories, including childcare, lawn/gardening, restaurant staff, cleaning and the like. Families of GWV workers are not permitted to enter US, nor will the birth of a child to one of GWV status confer citizenship to either parent or child.

8) Any violation of civil or criminal laws shall result in the forfeiture of the GWV and immediate return to originating country.

9) GWV holders shall be prohibited from claiming unemployment benefits, welfare support or free medical service.

10) The originating country of all GWV holders shall be responsible for any uninsured loss caused by the GWV, including emergency medical claims and/or claims resulting from illegal actions committed while in the US.

11) Companies who hire GWV holders shall submit to the Immigration Dept the name and GWV number of that individual, along with a description of employment tasks. Companies who fail to report employment of GWV workers, or hire illegal workers, shall be subject to penalty. GWV workers shall be paid with check, having income tax withheld. GWV workers shall not be subject to unemployment tax because they are not eligible for unemployment claims.

12) Border violators, or any non-citizen not possessing a valid visa, detained by local police for any reason shall be turned over to border control officials for immediate deportation action, except if they face criminal charges in other jurisdictions.

13) GWV workers shall be prohibited for voting in local, state and federal elections.

14) Border Violators shall NOT be afforded the rights enjoyed by American citizens, as guaranteed under the constitution.

15) Public education (at institutions supported by taxpayer dollars) at any level (pre-school, kindergarten through the university level,) shall NOT be available to Border Violators (or children of Border Violators) and schools that enroll such individuals shall be subject to penalties.

16) Foreign Students (individuals admitted to the U.S. for the purpose of attending any educational facility,) private or public institution (i.e. supported by taxpayer dollars,) must have valid student visas, such visas being in force only if the FS attends school full-time. Foreign students shall be required to pay tuition, housing and related costs such that all their educational costs are fully reimbursed to the institution attended and the originating country shall indemnify the students for any and all loss caused by that individual while he/she is on U.S. Soil.

17) Border Violators who seek emergency medical treatment shall provide pictures, fingerprints and DNA samples along with country of origin, and shall be incarcerated until information provided can be verified. Originating country shall bear the costs of medical treatment.

[Tancredo Fan]

Let me guess. There's an election coming up next near. It's unlikely that any illegal Canadian would vote here. The onslaught of illegals flowing in from ratholes to the south is now going full speed ahead, despite what happened on 9/11/01. Those particular invaders have been known to vote early and often. What's wrong with this picture?

[gitmogrunt]

Would you believe Norhtern "Border" Guards, are instructed NOT to turn back Canadians, with or without documents.

Anyone who says they are canadian gets in with no problem.

[lqcincinnatus]

The Border Patrol is out of control. In Texas they are arresting Texas land owners on their own land, then throwing them in jail.

Check these people out.

http://www.borderland.us/

[DoughtyOne]

This just in, all Immigration agents are being move to Washington State to guard the coastline. It's been unattended for too long!

INS record show that 1 illegal immirant from Bangkock had drifted in over the Washington beaches in the last 27 years. With only two dead fish and a loin cloth Zubantu Pogpoa had taken six months to travel the 4500 miles in a dugout lime tree back in 1976

Reached for comment a Bush spokesman said, "Our citizens are up in arms and they deserve to be. We should have protected our borders long before this. Now there isn't a chance of anyone sneaking in over the Washington State Beaches."

Washington Post and NY Times editorials have praised Bush's actions and state, "Well, if this doesn't satisfy those racial bigots out there, I don't know what will!"

CNN reported that Seattle politicians are up in arms, "If this isn't profiling I don't know what is. Why has our state been singled out for this treatment?"

The ACLU filed a suit on behalf of a homeless goat from Oregon that didn't have papers.

A DNC spokesperson stated that this was just the type of thing that the racist Republicans always revert to instead of proposing more giveaways for the underpriveledged. "They'd rather waste their resources on the beaches of Washington than pay families to do nothing in Hillary's state."

When reached for a comment the RNC spokesperson stated that bold action the type of which had never been tried before was now going to stop illegal immigration once and for all. There's been a lot of pressure on US jobs up and down the Washington coastline. Finally we have a President who is for the people.

Turning our attention to another topic, 329 more bodies have been found in the wilderness between El Paso and San Diego in the last 24 hours. "It's impossible to tell where they came from. They don't have any ID and the objects they were carrying were in some unknown foreign language. Nobody here knows what 'Norte Americano o Bustado' means."

[janetgreen]

Michele Waslin of the National Council of LaRaza

Anything you say MUST be true, Michele... After all, you're a member of LA RAZA (The Race), such a trustworthy organization... (sarcasm)

[Kuksool]

{"Intimidating people, asking people for their documents, scaring people who look like he or she could be an immigrant," said Michele Waslin of the National Council of LaRaza, describing activities by border agents}

A shameless display of the race card. I wish our politicians would grow spines, and tell LaRaza and other Atlzan groups to pound sand.

[JoeSchem]

Border agents will voluntarily move from their southwestern border assignments up to the Canadian border

The decision comes as the Border Patrol backed off plans this week to seal off most of the Arizona-Mexico border (search) with more than 200 miles of wall and 100 stadium lights. Officials say the Border Patrol will introduce a scaled-back version of the plan in October.

Yes, it does indeed get more and more pathetic. What do you say to the bet that the delayed-and-scaled-back plan due in October also gets delayed-and-scaled-back?

[Ajnin]

Opening up 375 positions on the northern border is a good move by the Border Patrol. If they had not done this, there would be 375 more people leaving the service. It's a good way to stem the attrition rate. Despite being on they northern border the can still apprehend Mexicans.

[lotus]

1) It's not the votes. it's low wages generates corporate donations

2) Canada is laxing drug laws so there is money to be had in catching them too

Turf interruptus????