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This just in, all Immigration agents are being move to Washington State to guard the coastline. It's been unattended for too long!

INS record show that 1 illegal immirant from Bangkock had drifted in over the Washington beaches in the last 27 years. With only two dead fish and a loin cloth Zubantu Pogpoa had taken six months to travel the 4500 miles in a dugout lime tree back in 1976

Reached for comment a Bush spokesman said, "Our citizens are up in arms and they deserve to be. We should have protected our borders long before this. Now there isn't a chance of anyone sneaking in over the Washington State Beaches."

Washington Post and NY Times editorials have praised Bush's actions and state, "Well, if this doesn't satisfy those racial bigots out there, I don't know what will!"

CNN reported that Seattle politicians are up in arms, "If this isn't profiling I don't know what is. Why has our state been singled out for this treatment?"

The ACLU filed a suit on behalf of a homeless goat from Oregon that didn't have papers.

A DNC spokesperson stated that this was just the type of thing that the racist Republicans always revert to instead of proposing more giveaways for the underpriveledged. "They'd rather waste their resources on the beaches of Washington than pay families to do nothing in Hillary's state."

When reached for a comment the RNC spokesperson stated that bold action the type of which had never been tried before was now going to stop illegal immigration once and for all. There's been a lot of pressure on US jobs up and down the Washington coastline. Finally we have a President who is for the people.

Turning our attention to another topic, 329 more bodies have been found in the wilderness between El Paso and San Diego in the last 24 hours. "It's impossible to tell where they came from. They don't have any ID and the objects they were carrying were in some unknown foreign language. Nobody here knows what 'Norte Americano o Bustado' means."