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James Carville Reveals SMALL Private Parts (NOT From "The Onion")
Media Research Center via E-Mail
| July 1, 2003
| Brent Baker
Posted on 07/01/2003 2:51:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
James Carville must not think much of the right to privacy so vaunted in recent days by liberals. On Friday's Crossfire on CNN, he shared how he's poorly endowed.
MRC analyst Ken Shepherd caught how during a June 27 segment on the new full body scanners that the TSA wants to use at airports, which leave little to the imagination, the liberal co- host of Crossfire quipped: "That thing would have to be very sensitive to pick up any of my privates, let me tell you, it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up."
No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton. And now you know something only Mary Matalin knew before.
File this under TMI: Too Much Information.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: jamescarville; shortchanged; weeweecarville
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Maybe James should form a Private Parts support group with Howard Stern who also suffers from the same problem.
I received this report via e-mail and it should be on the MRC.Org website later today.
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posted on
07/01/2003 2:51:51 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Slimeball: "Say anything you want about me - but, please, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME!"
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posted on
07/01/2003 2:56:27 AM PDT
by
Ed_in_NJ
To: Ed_in_NJ
that could explain why he is chicken to take on W. does not have enough of the right stuff.
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posted on
07/01/2003 3:07:40 AM PDT
by
magua
To: PJ-Comix
You know, I would say that his micro-penis problem has something to do with that skank wife of his. Did you see her on Meet the Press this Sunday? Uucckkk!! That would be enough to get me to turtle, how about you?
To: PJ-Comix
bump
To: PJ-Comix
Well, I knew that Liberals' brains showed up TINY on the scanner, if they show up at all, didn't know their private parts were also tiny.... LOL
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posted on
07/01/2003 4:02:18 AM PDT
by
buffyt
(Can you say President Hillary, the Hildabeast, Mistress of ALL Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: PJ-Comix
How about we forward all those (Offensive) spams that offer to correct the "little problem" to the Rajin' Cajun?
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posted on
07/01/2003 4:32:55 AM PDT
by
Gorzaloon
(Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
To: PJ-Comix
Gee! Wonder what Mary thinks?
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posted on
07/01/2003 4:36:02 AM PDT
by
Cold Heat
(Negotiate!! .............(((Blam!.)))........... "Now who else wants to negotiate?")
To: the tongue
Mary Matalin(sp) is certainly no skank.
She is not the best lookin girl in the room, but not a skank.
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posted on
07/01/2003 4:39:03 AM PDT
by
Cold Heat
(Negotiate!! .............(((Blam!.)))........... "Now who else wants to negotiate?")
To: PJ-Comix
I think that was a joke.
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posted on
07/01/2003 4:41:40 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: PJ-Comix
On the contrary, it looks to me as if his penis stands about six feet tall.
To: PJ-Comix
That thing would have to be very sensitive to pick up any of my privates, let me tell you, it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up
Im not sure why that would surprise anyone. Isnt this the reason most men that vote democrat? Theyre small, theyre angry about it, they want to make it someone elses problem? My guess is Carville would make a good side show circus freak.
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posted on
07/01/2003 5:29:07 AM PDT
by
schaketo
(White Devils for Al Sharpton in 2004... Pennsylvania Chapter)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
07/01/2003 5:33:27 AM PDT
by
SerpentDove
(Each post focus-group tested for maximum wallop.)
To: PJ-Comix
it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show upI think he was talking about his brain.
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posted on
07/01/2003 5:39:39 AM PDT
by
hgro
To: buffyt
Listening to my girlfriends, I hear that only men care about size. Something about showing off around the urinal.
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posted on
07/01/2003 5:56:22 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Physicist
Yep. I guess that's why Mary calls him "dick-head"...er, I mean "serpent-head."
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posted on
07/01/2003 6:08:10 AM PDT
by
Mustang
(Evil Thrives When Good People Do Nothing!)
To: PJ-Comix
No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton.Oh, I don't know, word is they don't come much smaller than clinton's thing.
To: PJ-Comix
Dich Head needs to be in jail - so does Frank's sister Ann.
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posted on
07/01/2003 7:48:17 AM PDT
by
sandydipper
(Never quit - never surrender!)
To: wirestripper
Anybody who would marry Car-Vile
-IS- a skank!
I never have figured how why FReepers still hold her up to such high regard.
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posted on
07/01/2003 7:53:00 AM PDT
by
JudyB1938
(It's a wild world. There's a lot of bad and beware.)
To: JudyB1938
Carville is but a entertainer and political hack. He get paid quite well for his mouth.
Mary is a former staffer, (justice or something) that got fired for attempting to dig up some dirt on Clinton, (or at least that was the charge)
In any case the rats hated her and that's why we appreciate her. As to their relationship,you could say the same about any number of couples.
Politics is but a game that is played. It is not a personal thing to the pro's. (not like it is with us)
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posted on
07/01/2003 8:02:14 AM PDT
by
Cold Heat
(Negotiate!! .............(((Blam!.)))........... "Now who else wants to negotiate?")
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