James Carville Reveals SMALL Private Parts (NOT From "The Onion")

Media Research Center via E-Mail | July 1, 2003 | Brent Baker

[PJ-Comix]

James Carville must not think much of the right to privacy so vaunted in recent days by liberals. On Friday's Crossfire on CNN, he shared how he's poorly endowed.

MRC analyst Ken Shepherd caught how during a June 27 segment on the new full body scanners that the TSA wants to use at airports, which leave little to the imagination, the liberal co- host of Crossfire quipped: "That thing would have to be very sensitive to pick up any of my privates, let me tell you, it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up."

No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton. And now you know something only Mary Matalin knew before.

File this under TMI: Too Much Information.

[PJ-Comix]

Maybe James should form a Private Parts support group with Howard Stern who also suffers from the same problem.

I received this report via e-mail and it should be on the MRC.Org website later today.

[Ed_in_NJ]

Slimeball: "Say anything you want about me - but, please, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME!"

[magua]

that could explain why he is chicken to take on W. does not have enough of the right stuff.

[the tongue]

You know, I would say that his micro-penis problem has something to do with that skank wife of his. Did you see her on Meet the Press this Sunday? Uucckkk!! That would be enough to get me to turtle, how about you?

[RippleFire]

bump

[buffyt]

Well, I knew that Liberals' brains showed up TINY on the scanner, if they show up at all, didn't know their private parts were also tiny.... LOL

[Gorzaloon]

How about we forward all those (Offensive) spams that offer to correct the "little problem" to the Rajin' Cajun?

[Cold Heat]

Gee! Wonder what Mary thinks?

[Cold Heat]

Mary Matalin(sp) is certainly no skank.

She is not the best lookin girl in the room, but not a skank.

[AppyPappy]

I think that was a joke.

[Physicist]

On the contrary, it looks to me as if his penis stands about six feet tall.

[schaketo]

That thing would have to be very sensitive to pick up any of my privates, let me tell you, it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up

I’m not sure why that would surprise anyone. Isn’t this the reason most men that vote democrat? They’re small, they’re angry about it, they want to make it someone else’s problem? My guess is Carville would make a good side show circus freak.

[SerpentDove]

[hgro]

it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up

I think he was talking about his brain.

[Ditter]

Listening to my girlfriends, I hear that only men care about size. Something about showing off around the urinal.

[Mustang]

Yep. I guess that's why Mary calls him "dick-head"...er, I mean "serpent-head."

[cyncooper]

No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton.

Oh, I don't know, word is they don't come much smaller than clinton's thing.

[sandydipper]

Dich Head needs to be in jail - so does Frank's sister Ann.

[JudyB1938]

Anybody who would marry Car-Vile -IS- a skank!

I never have figured how why FReepers still hold her up to such high regard.

[Cold Heat]

Carville is but a entertainer and political hack. He get paid quite well for his mouth.

Mary is a former staffer, (justice or something) that got fired for attempting to dig up some dirt on Clinton, (or at least that was the charge)

In any case the rats hated her and that's why we appreciate her. As to their relationship,you could say the same about any number of couples.

Politics is but a game that is played. It is not a personal thing to the pro's. (not like it is with us)