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She's not that innocent (Britney Spears Snorts Coke On Public Toilet Seat)
Miami Herald ^ | June 29, 2003 | MICHAEL HAMERSLY

Posted on 06/29/2003 4:54:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

There can be little doubt Britney Spears has left the Magic Kingdom behind her, reports The Philadelphia Inquirer.

In an interview with Star magazine, Spears admits to drug use, four months after the same tabloid reported her snorting cocaine at South Beach's crobar nightclub.

According to the story, Britney sniffed a line off the toilet seat in the VIP bathroom, then asked a friend to ''check me, check me,'' to make sure there was no trace of white on her nostrils.

''Let's say that you reach a stage in your life where you are curious. I was curious at one point,'' the 21-year-old pop princess told the Star. ``Was it a mistake? Yes.''

As for the reports of her being a party girl, ''I'll go out and have a good time. Why shouldn't I?'' she said. ``And just like anybody my age, maybe I have woken up the next morning and said: `Whoo . . . that was a crazy night.'

``A few weeks ago I was at [New York nightclub] Lot 61 and me and my girlfriend Jeannie did stand up in the booth and dance. Hey, Julia Roberts took off her bra at Hogs And Heifers -- so what we did wasn't real bad!''


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To: PJ-Comix

81 posted on 06/29/2003 6:34:05 PM PDT by demlosers
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To: LibWhacker
From Full Metal Jacket:

SGT. HARTMAN: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!

82 posted on 06/29/2003 6:38:22 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is what I find most shocking about this story. Not that Britney Spears snorted La Cocaina but that she snorted it off a public toilet seat.

Well, it did say it was a toilet in the VIP area, so it's not like the fannies of the riff raff had been there.

< /hollywood_mindset>

83 posted on 06/29/2003 7:00:52 PM PDT by tdadams
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To: PJ-Comix
The nekkid rear ends of strangers have been sitting on those toilet seats and you say it isn't as bad as it seems? Sorry, but it IS as bad as it seems.

Not only that, in the humid areas of our great country, that flimsy toilet paper ass gaskets that people put on the seat, aaagggggg, you can always see remnants stuck to the seat from the last semi toothless strango....

And how about those portable johns at public events.......Oh Shhhhheeeeeeaaat. I rather wrestle an anaconda snake than use a freaking public toilet......

84 posted on 06/29/2003 7:03:59 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (RECALL DAVIS, position his smoking chair over a trapdoor, a memo for the next governor.)
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To: Sir Gawain
You might be surprised to find that bathrooms are the most sanitary room in the house. The environment is unfriendly to germs. Public bathrooms are generally safe as well.

Oh, yeah, right. Hey, if you go to the proctologist, do you let him put his finger in your mouth?

85 posted on 06/29/2003 7:08:49 PM PDT by Richard Kimball
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To: Mr. Mulliner
Doing it off a toilet seat makes me think she's more than just a casual user.

Agreed. In the Marines, I roomed with a serious alcoholic. Every morning he'd drink warm beer out of his footlocker before getting to morning formation. He would drink anything. We had a "party" in our room one night and the next morning, he woke up and started draining all the empty cans of beer of the dregs. Some of the other Marines used a half empty can of beer as an ash tray but he didn't care, he drained the can anyways. You don't do that kind of stuff unless you have a serious problem. BTW, that roomate eventually got drummed out of the Corps.

Snorting cocaine off a public toilet seat. That's a girl with a problem.

86 posted on 06/29/2003 7:09:01 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Back in boot camp! 256 (-44))
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To: gitmo
That's why she works for Pepsi...
87 posted on 06/29/2003 7:20:37 PM PDT by plusone
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To: plusone
Are you saying she gets her Pepsi from a toilet, as well?
88 posted on 06/29/2003 7:26:08 PM PDT by gitmo (The perfect symbol for democracy: the guillotine.)
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To: Richard Kimball
hehehe....
89 posted on 06/29/2003 7:27:08 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (RECALL DAVIS, position his smoking chair over a trapdoor, a memo for the next governor.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It would work better if they tossed Hillary campaign buttons into the urinals.

You know, some places have the urinals made with
a bump in the ceramic that is painted to look like a fly.
By the time you figure out you can't drown it, you're
done.  It's like ice only it doesn't melt.
90 posted on 06/29/2003 7:32:54 PM PDT by gcruse (There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women[.] --Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Richard Kimball; Joe Hadenuf
Uh, rarely is their anything on the seat that a proctologist would have on his finger.


As for your dismissal of my post, Joe, you can put your fingers in your ears and sing Humpty Dance, but that won't stop something from being true.

I would agree that there are SOME bathrooms I've been in which have been just wretched and where people DID leave deposits on the seat.

That said, I've heard it's worse with women because they are SO paranoid about the seat(if they just SAT everyone would be fine) that they kinda stand up and urine and feces goes everywhere.
91 posted on 06/29/2003 7:34:54 PM PDT by Skywalk
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To: gitmo
Just the Pepsi "Twist".
92 posted on 06/29/2003 7:39:52 PM PDT by Treebeard
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To: shaggy eel
Gerbils? OK!!.........FRegards
93 posted on 06/29/2003 7:41:36 PM PDT by gonzo (100 million American patriots owning 280 million firearms - seems about right.........)
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To: Skywalk
As for your dismissal of my post, Joe, you can put your fingers in your ears and sing Humpty Dance, but that won't stop something from being true.

Humpty Dance?

Look, you can sit you're hinny down on all the public rest rooms you care to. And you can hum your Humpty Dance tune to the sounds from all the other stalls for all I care. Be my guest, skywalk...

94 posted on 06/29/2003 7:51:22 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (RECALL DAVIS, position his smoking chair over a trapdoor, a memo for the next governor.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Brit is an ugly scag.
95 posted on 06/29/2003 7:52:37 PM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (If the only way an American can get elected is through Mexican votes, we have a war to be waged.)
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To: PJ-Comix
For a hilarious look into the controversy of Britney's changing breast size, watch this cartoon (PG rated):

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp
96 posted on 06/29/2003 8:09:01 PM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
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To: Uncle Meat
Yesterday's pop idol turned coke whore.

A coke whore is a person who uses prostitution to get coke.

97 posted on 06/29/2003 8:20:08 PM PDT by A.J.Armitage (Christ died for the ungodly.)
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To: Sir Gawain
Hey, genius...until people begin operating doorknobs with their ASSES, it's probably safe to assume that they are cleaner than toilet seats.
98 posted on 06/29/2003 9:12:40 PM PDT by jra
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To: PJ-Comix
"Not that Britney Spears snorted La Cocaina but that she snorted it off a public toilet seat."

I guess I'll never be kissing her again....
99 posted on 06/29/2003 9:14:35 PM PDT by M. Peach (eschew obsfucation)
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To: jra
There are more germs on a "clean" doorknob than a "clean" toilet seat.
100 posted on 06/29/2003 9:18:12 PM PDT by Sir Gawain (Straight outta Compton. Ok, not really.)
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