She's not that innocent (Britney Spears Snorts Coke On Public Toilet Seat)

Miami Herald ^ | June 29, 2003 | MICHAEL HAMERSLY

[demlosers]

[PJ-Comix]

From Full Metal Jacket:

SGT. HARTMAN: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!

[tdadams]

This is what I find most shocking about this story. Not that Britney Spears snorted La Cocaina but that she snorted it off a public toilet seat.

Well, it did say it was a toilet in the VIP area, so it's not like the fannies of the riff raff had been there.

< /hollywood_mindset>

[Joe Hadenuf]

The nekkid rear ends of strangers have been sitting on those toilet seats and you say it isn't as bad as it seems? Sorry, but it IS as bad as it seems.

Not only that, in the humid areas of our great country, that flimsy toilet paper ass gaskets that people put on the seat, aaagggggg, you can always see remnants stuck to the seat from the last semi toothless strango....

And how about those portable johns at public events.......Oh Shhhhheeeeeeaaat. I rather wrestle an anaconda snake than use a freaking public toilet......

[Richard Kimball]

You might be surprised to find that bathrooms are the most sanitary room in the house. The environment is unfriendly to germs. Public bathrooms are generally safe as well.

Oh, yeah, right. Hey, if you go to the proctologist, do you let him put his finger in your mouth?

[SamAdams76]

Doing it off a toilet seat makes me think she's more than just a casual user.

Agreed. In the Marines, I roomed with a serious alcoholic. Every morning he'd drink warm beer out of his footlocker before getting to morning formation. He would drink anything. We had a "party" in our room one night and the next morning, he woke up and started draining all the empty cans of beer of the dregs. Some of the other Marines used a half empty can of beer as an ash tray but he didn't care, he drained the can anyways. You don't do that kind of stuff unless you have a serious problem. BTW, that roomate eventually got drummed out of the Corps.

Snorting cocaine off a public toilet seat. That's a girl with a problem.

[plusone]

That's why she works for Pepsi...

[gitmo]

Are you saying she gets her Pepsi from a toilet, as well?

[Joe Hadenuf]

hehehe....

[gcruse]

It would work better if they tossed Hillary campaign buttons into the urinals.

You know, some places have the urinals made with
a bump in the ceramic that is painted to look like a fly.
By the time you figure out you can't drown it, you're
done.  It's like ice only it doesn't melt.

[Skywalk]

Uh, rarely is their anything on the seat that a proctologist would have on his finger.


As for your dismissal of my post, Joe, you can put your fingers in your ears and sing Humpty Dance, but that won't stop something from being true.

I would agree that there are SOME bathrooms I've been in which have been just wretched and where people DID leave deposits on the seat.

That said, I've heard it's worse with women because they are SO paranoid about the seat(if they just SAT everyone would be fine) that they kinda stand up and urine and feces goes everywhere.

[Treebeard]

Just the Pepsi "Twist".

[gonzo]

Gerbils? OK!!.........FRegards

[Joe Hadenuf]

As for your dismissal of my post, Joe, you can put your fingers in your ears and sing Humpty Dance, but that won't stop something from being true.

Humpty Dance?

Look, you can sit you're hinny down on all the public rest rooms you care to. And you can hum your Humpty Dance tune to the sounds from all the other stalls for all I care. Be my guest, skywalk...

[PatrioticAmerican]

Brit is an ugly scag.

[Atlas Sneezed]

For a hilarious look into the controversy of Britney's changing breast size, watch this cartoon (PG rated):

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

[A.J.Armitage]

Yesterday's pop idol turned coke whore.

A coke whore is a person who uses prostitution to get coke.

[jra]

Hey, genius...until people begin operating doorknobs with their ASSES, it's probably safe to assume that they are cleaner than toilet seats.

[M. Peach]

"Not that Britney Spears snorted La Cocaina but that she snorted it off a public toilet seat."

I guess I'll never be kissing her again....

[Sir Gawain]

There are more germs on a "clean" doorknob than a "clean" toilet seat.