A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day...06-27-03..."Oh, The State I'm In!" ~ Pippin's Maryland

Mama_Bear and Pippin

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOUIE!!!! My day is complete, our charming wolf has arrived. :-)

You're rather charming yourself, fuzzbo. : )

Very, very nice. : )

Thank you.......you are always so thoughtful, complimenting each us on our efforts. Don't think we don't notice. ;-)

Most everyone does....I can't be lookin' like a laggard. LOL

Everything looks so nice and *green*. LOL

Yep, green, green everywhere. Green is Pip's favorite color.

I can tell. : )

[Mama_Bear]

Hi sistah Aqua! One of my earliest memories is of crossing the Chesapeake Bay on a ferry. I guess I was about three. That was LONG before they constructed the bridge.

The Chesapeake Bay Bridge and tunnel
"One of the Seven Engineering Wonders of the Modern World"

[Pippin]

HAH! HAH!

There's plenty room for you all!

even chel!

I'll have a doggie treat for her :O)

[Dubya]

Sounds like a great place to be. Wish I was there.

[Dubya]

1........AUTO REPAIR
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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#2.............RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How
can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
#3.............KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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#4.............IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it
on or off?"

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#5...............FINAL EXAM
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and
then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin
and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done,
whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin,
muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

#6...................The Ransom
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she
decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to
a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's
jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the
big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the
following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one
blonde would do this to another!

[Pippin]

KEWL!

Thanks, DH!

[Pippin]

:O)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Doing great, Louie! Packing up the car to drive up to Maryland to visit Pippin and all the other fine Maryland FReepers.
Should I swing by and pick you up?

Sounds great to me!

Chel can ride on your lap.

I'll hire a driver and *you* can sit on my lap.

[Pippin]

You're welcome! :O)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Yep ! The dry heat. :O)

[Pippin]

i remember both!

Hotte Shoppes and Stuckey's

[Pippin]

Thanks, ((Louie)))!

Have you evern been to Maryland?

[Pippin]

LOL!

I see! :O)

[Pippin]

How can you tell?

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

I wondered who to over as official state booster when former state comptroller Louis Goldstien departed. Now I know.

As Louis said Maryland is America in miniture, We got the seas, the mountains, the farms, big cities, big industry fishing, crabbing, oystering, we got it all.

He also said at the close of his regular Sunday bradcast on Maryland history, "God bless you all, real good."

[Mama_Bear]

Maryland's State Motto: "Fatti Maschii, Parole Femine." Hope it doesn't mean "fat man, criminal woman." :-)

LOL!!! I thought you must be kidding, so I looked it up. That IS their motto!! The translation, "manly deeds, womanly words", doesn't make much sense to me. I like your translation better. :-)

Sorry, Pippin. But, you have to admit, that is kind of a strange motto. LOL.

[Pippin]

I remember that! :O)

[Pippin]

LOL!

[Jen]

Great job ladies!

Pip, I've never visited your beautiful state. Thanks for the virtual tour. You're a great guide and hostess.

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[ST.LOUIE1]

I'll have a doggie treat for her :O)

What? No wolfie treats? : (

Never mind, wolfie will snack on Chel. : )