[ShadowAce]

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. ..... I'm an idiot."

Well, that goes without saying

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.

HELLO!!!!?!?!

[savedbygrace]

"I like the way it looks," he said, listing his reasons. "Two, I think it will be more fun during oral sex and the girls will get a kick out of it. Three, everyone and their mother has their tongue pierced and four, I'm an idiot."

He could've started with #4 and saved us all a bunch of time.

[Exit148]

If these stupid people ever saw what it is like to have cancer of the tongue, they would never fool with the healthy tongue God gave them.

[aruanan]

The team that bowled against us this week had three guys with varying degrees of piercing. One had a bolt through his tongue. He spent most of his time waggling his tongue around in his mouth in order to feel the bolt. He looked like Tom Hanks in Big with that cherry in his mouth in the soda shop scene. He looked really stupid.

[bert]

....Well, that goes without saying....

Perhaps he's going to be lawyer, or a Democrat. Forked tongue is a tool of the trade.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Thith ith thewieswy thick!

[Lazamataz]

I want them to go the extra mile, and split their skulls and their heads right down the middle.

Then I want them to wiggle each side independently.