Gratified By Huge Response (Hillary Sez Devil's Been Following Her For Three Years)

Newsday ^ | Friday, June 20, 2003 | Aileen Jacobson

[kristinn]

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has signed her book, "Living History," for "probably 10,000 people by now," she said Thursday, calling the response "extraordinary." "Some have already read the book and loved it," she said by phone from Washington, "or they've related to parts of it, or they support me politically, or they think this is a way to meet me."

Friday night at 7, the former first lady appears at Huntington's Book Revue to sign books. "I try to at least look at people," she said. "I give people five or six or seven seconds to say something. Some are tongue-tied, some have a whole speech prepared, some give me letters."

She's surprised, she said, that "I have not had more" negative comments, though she always has a few protesters "who show up at everything I do. ... There's one man in a devil costume. He's been following me for three years. Maybe he'll show up in Huntington."

[Consort]

[F16Fighter]

"I try to at least look at people," she [Hitlery] said. "I give people five or six or seven seconds to say something.

Only Hitlery would regard glaring at people with abject distain for "six or seven seconds" commendable.

[teletech]

Five or six seconds, eh? What a caring individual.... /s

Five or six seconds each for the little people. Hildebeast is all heart, isn't she?

[Katya]

Do you remember when she did her pre-election gig on Letterman and Leno? She related the man in the devil costume story then too....except she lied and stated he never carried a sign, so she couldn't figure out what his cause was. Well, we all know there was a sign and it said "Bill Clinton married my sister".

I never understood why she mentioned Dr. Raoul and friends and then lied...then again I'm not a psychopathic liar.

[AGreatPer]

"Who is that devil?"

The fact that it gets her attention is priceless. It must bug her.

[lonestar]

Oh, Missy! Missy! Thank you for 6 seconds of your precious time. NOT!

My time is too important to waste 6 seconds on litter.

[Freedom2specul8]

She's been haunted by the devil costume for at least what...10 yrs now? LOL Ya gots to love it.

[Revolting cat!]

OK, let's calculate. The Queen gives people "five or six or seven seconds to say something", takes 3 seconds to sign a book, 2 seconds for the next salivating admirer to approach, all in all 12 seconds per signature, a very conservative (hey, this is a conservative forum) estimate.
10,000 signatures? Times 12 seconds each, using a calculator from a program written by a software company which contributed heavily to the RAT Party, we arrive at 33.333333333333333333333333333333 hours spent signing the 10,000 books, and that's not counting the breaks for the obligatory transfusions of virgin blood.

[lilylangtree]

Oh, great!(sarc) She's now using "the devil made me do it" excuse.

[Howlin]

See, you're here to say it's true.....and she IS lying, isn't she?

[lonestar]

She once actually said that you could tell a person's economic position by looking at the teeth.

I wonder if she has ever noticed she need's braces?

[kayak]

"I try to at least look at people," she said.





Oh, those lucky people.

[Elsie]

Devil's Been Following Her For Three Years

Nope: you got it backward, Sweety...

You've been following HIM for MUCH longer than that!!!

[kayak]

Bingo!

[AmishDude]

(Hillary Sez Devil's Been Following Her For Three Years)

Well, of course! She should have read the fine print, Satan was going to collect one of these days.

[sweetliberty]

All this time and she is only just now realizing she is in the company of the devil?

""I give people five or six or seven seconds to say something."

This is supposed to be generous? I guess that's all the time Hillary can afford to risk before somebody might ask her a tough question or, heaven forbid, embarass her. Sounds like she is is in full-blown self-delusion mode.

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[tgslTakoma]

"I try to at least look at people," she said. "I give people five or six or seven seconds to say something..."

and if they say something she doesn't particularly like?

Then it's

[honeygrl]

Isn't there a freeper that dresses in a devil costume when they freep her up there? I could've sworn I read a mention of him in one of the book signing freep threads.

[SerpentDove]

Pssssst....Hillary....it's NOT a costume.

[alexandria]

"I try to at least look at people," she said. "I give people five or six or seven seconds to say something. Some are tongue-tied, some have a whole speech prepared, some give me letters."

Some people ask, "could you please sign that to BJ." Now really it dosen't take more than 6-7 seconds to say that!