Man Accused Of Drugging Wife To Stop Her Nagging

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[chance33_98]

Man Accused Of Drugging Wife To Stop Her Nagging Complaint: Woman Found Vicodin In Her Ice Cream

POSTED: 11:25 a.m. EDT June 19, 2003

STEVENS POINT, Wis. -- A Stevens Point man is accused of drugging his wife with a prescription painkiller, telling investigators she was nagging him for failing to do some chores.

A criminal complaint filed in Portage County says Gary Guinn put Vicodin in some ice cream he bought for his wife.

When she bit into something bitter, she spit it out and reported it to the ice cream stand and police. A sample was sent to the state crime lab in Madison, which determined the presence of Vicodin.

When detectives questioned Guinn, he allegedly told them his wife had been nagging him after she returned from a trip because he failed to do some work he had promised to do.

The complaint says Guinn had the Vicodin because of recent surgery.

A court date is scheduled July 14.

[bedolido]

lol... My wife's BD is tomorrow and I was thinking of getting her a new Vacuum Cleaner

[Consort]

He's trying to save their marriage. A real man.

[M. Peach]

This is hilarious! And the responses are even better - So let me get this straight - the nagger thought that she would be better off if she reported him to the police?

This guy should run for his life!

[Quilla]

OMG, a new vacuum cleaner. That would suck.

[BlueNgold]

Note to self .. grind/smash pills .. end of note

[Guillermo]

Well, the answer to a channel surfing male is to get up and walk away. Go read a book, or better yet, scrub the floor again.

There is never an answer for a guy who has to endure a yapping female. If I simply got up and walked away, I might feel a vase on the back of my skull.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

*whew* What a relief to see this is Wisconsin! First thing I looked for was to see if it was in Tennessee!

[bedolido]

OMG, a new vacuum cleaner. That would suck.

excellent pun...

[eyespysomething]

"She Who Must Be Obeyed"

[wimpycat]

Well, the answer to a channel surfing male is to get up and walk away.

No, it isnt'. The answer is to keep talking until he leaves, or reads a book, or mows the lawn, and then grab the remote and watch what you want.

[BlueNgold]

If I simply got up and walked away, I might feel a vase on the back of my skull.

Naw, you'd never feel it .... just the results when you woke up

[bedolido]

"She Who Must Be Obeyed"

Thanks for the correction... being a husband I'm used to being corrected for some &^%$ing thing

[Quilla]

FOFL - ain't it the truth.

[HEY4QDEMS]

My wife's BD is tomorrow and I was thinking of getting her a new Vacuum Cleaner
LOL I was going to buy my wife a watch but then I realized she already had the little clock on the stove.

[mdmathis6]

"OMG, a new vacuum cleaner. That would suck."

Better than a wife and swallows too!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Almost as good as the guy in the Middle East who divorced his nagging wife, so he could marry a deaf-mute. No more nagging.

Yeah, but I bet he's now getting sick of her clawing the furniture...

[OldFriend]

After hearing shrillary last month I have wondered why slick willie didn't try something along that order.

[Feckless]

A key to anti-nagging is being able to spot the warning signs of an impending outbreak. After 22 years of marriage I can accurately predict when my "better half" is about to nag. I have determined that the warning sign for a nagging barrage is an intake of breath, commonly referred to as inhaling.

[Guillermo]

It's either channel surfing, or one of those stupid TLC While You were out or Trading Spaces shows.

When I finally do find something I want, I have learned to focus in on it, while completely tuning out the yapping, but still being able to chime in with a timely "uh huh", "oh wow", or "no way" every minute or two.

I'm the more stubborn one, I'm not going to be run off by a mouth when I want to watch a ballgame.

[bedolido]

Better than a wife and swallows too!

now that is beyond the pail (pale?)... funny... but beyond.