Posted on 06/18/2003 11:07:48 PM PDT by BillF
Kristinn, the co-leader of the DC Chapter, suggested on this thread that the best way to handle to Hillary's book tour was to "freep her like a rented mule."
For the third time in eight days Mrs. Clinton held a book signing in the DC area. For the third time in eight days, she was FReeped by the DC Chapter.
Eight days ago, when Hillary got FReeped at a book signing at the Wal-Mart book signing in Fairfax, VA, one Clinton Kool-Aid drinker told a local radio station that FReepers' presence in Fairfax destroyed their celebratory mood. Click here to access the tthread about that FReep and here is a thread with audio and video files. An article in the Weekly Standard discussed the Fairfax book signing and described the FReepers as "a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic." Click here for the thread that includes that article.
The following day, DC FReepers protested the lies of Hillary as her broom descended to a book-signing in the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC. The after action report for that event is on this thread. Audio and video files including a short CSPAN clip of the FReepers can be accessed from this post.
This Wednesday night, June 18, Hillary was conducting her book signing at the Books-A-Million in McLean, VA. The line was long as the witching was underway.
As in the earlier two events protesting Mrs. Clinton's book of lies, liberals were able to mount only feeble resistance and the FReep was yet another victory. Details will follow, but this is posted now to get the thread started. Your humble correspondent also has video and audio that should be added to this thread in the next day or so.
Our attendance honor roll for this gathering of eagles: Angelwood, Kristinn, Doctor Raoul, Taxman, L_Von_Mises, tgslTakoma, Staytrue, GunsAreOK, Sauropod, Spaceman Spiff, wife of Spaceman Spiff, Eternal Vigilance, son of Eternal Vigilance, Xthe17th, and BillF. Two guys, who were in the area and shared our unfavorable opinion of Hillary, joined us and held signs. .
In addition to the two guys who joined the FReep, there were quite a few instances of favorable responses to us. Two women came up to talk to Angelwood and they shared our low opinion of Hillary.
Most of the Hillary fans ignored us most of the time. However, a couple dozen booed when we chanted "Who's watching Bill. You'll have to buy the next book" That chant took off from one of Doctor Raoul's megaphone assisted rants: "I'm here. You're here. Hillary's here. Who's watching Bill? First person answering that wins a free copy of her next book My Husband's a Louse, Vote for me."
Both Kristinn and Doctor Raoul used megaphones to great advantage. As the Clinton Kool-Aid drinkers waited in the line, their dreams of bowing before Queen Hillary were disturbed by Kristinn explaining various Clinton scandals such as the Travel Office firings and the Doctor of FReep telling them: "Credit card book purchases to the back of the line, cash book purchases to the middle of the line, and cash pardon purchases to the front of the line."
One Hillary fan lost it completely. He grabbed a traffic cone and held it touching Kristinn's megaphone, in effect, muzzling the megaphone temporarily. Fairfax' finest came over and the officer set him straight.
One woman kept signaling thumbs down as she waited in line. When she came out with a book, she walked along our line flipping us off.
Another guy called us "losers." (I should have simply said: "Hey, you're the one who bought the book of lies.") I responded: "We have the White House, the Senate, and the House. You have a has-been actor playing president on a TV show on its last legs." He made a masturbatory gesture as he slithered off to his car. This was a guy who, by his actions, personified the whole Clinton presidency, even if he didn't intend to remind people of Bill, Monica, and the nearest sink.
A woman walked by with a small dog. I said: "Don't let her near Toto."
The DC Chapter has triple-FReeped Hillary in eight days. Angelwood, Kristinn, tgslTakoma, and your correspondent attended all three. Doctor Raoul has freeped Hillary twice in New York, once in DC, and once in VA in about a week and a half.
Now it's your turn to "freep her like a rented mule." Organize a peaceful protest when the low flying broom descends to your locality. It's a great way to vent your opinion. Plus, the Republic that you save could be your own.
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You should be able to click on each of the below photos to see a larger high-resolution version.
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LINE OF KOOL-AID DRINKERS WENT |
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FREEP LINE WITH (l-r) L_VON_MISES, SAUROPOD, |
FREEP LINE WITH (l-r) L_VON_MISES AND SAUROPOD |
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FROM KOOL-AID DRINKERS' SIDE, FREEPERS TO LEFT |
ANOTHER FROM KOOL-AID DRINKERS' SIDE |
I may be one of the few Freepers who has actually plowed behind a mule. His name was Snowball, and he belonged to my great-aunt Ruth.
But I did list her right after Angelwood and Kristinn.
As for Jason Blair, and to avoid comparison of my reportage to Blair's writings, I didn't mention that the book signing overlooked a cow pasture (pasture specially set aside for cattle-futures cows in honor of Hillary).
I should have listed also those who made two out of three DC area FReeps such as yourself. (Take a bow, especially for wearing the Satan costume in the heat at Wal-Mart.) However, it was late and I just wanted to get the report posted.
Hafta tease Sauropod - must have been laundry day? No "Fry Mumia" T-shirt?! (grin)
LOL!!!
Yeah, I loved that line of Kristinn's when I first read it.
Then, I had second thoughts.
I know the common expression is "beat like a rented mule," but I thought that as a Dem, Hillary was a donkey.
I resolved this by recognizing that Mrs. Clinton is also a horse's . . . OK, you know that expression. And the combination of a donkey and a horse is a mule. Kristinn vindicated again!
Lol, you folks have all the fun. Freep like a pair of Al Gore Tennesse tobacco farm mules.
And yes, its laundry day ;-).
Now it's your turn to "freep her like a rented mule." Organize a peaceful protest when the low flying broom descends to your locality. It's a great way to vent your opinion. Plus, the Republic that you save could be your own...See also, from:
[UPDATED] Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar:
Please post the details of YOUR Hillary! FReep here
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer ^ | June 15, 2003 | kristinn [and YOU!]
Posted on 06/15/2003 9:44 PM PDT by RonDog
At the request of DC Chapter Warlord kristinn, here is an
UPDATED list of Since this "official" list from the publisher (Simon & Schuster) provides only the BASIC information about each appearance, we are asking that each of you please post the exact DETAILS about your local Hillary! FReep on this thread.
Hillary Clinton's book-signing appearances
all across the USA(from www.simonsays.com)
(Click on the "Info" link at the right of each entry for more information.)
CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread
Awesome and appropriate! Kudos 'pod!
and from The Weekly Standard:
Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)
Posted by alwaysconservative
On 06/15/2003 9:13 PM PDT with 128 comments
The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBashHillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)
Posted by Gary Seven
On 06/14/2003 8:41 AM PDT with 144 comments
The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash
"...The Wal-Mart parking lot is shaping up to resemble an old-school gang fight. Except instead of knives and chains, the combatants use placards and really weak song parodies...
June 23, 2003
Volume 08, Number 40
Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart
The latest skirmish in the Clinton wars....The Hillaryites' tormentors are the Freepers, a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic organization--a fire-breathing conservative band of Internet brothers who often call each other by their screen names, even in person...
...And they bring fun costumes, like the guy wearing a full devil suit, who communicates, in his own understated way, that Hillary is the Princess of Darkness.
Dave Fordice, a Freeper mechanical engineer, is conducting a high-volume marriage seminar (What would you do if your husband serially cheated on you?), when he's accosted by a Hillary partisan in a postal service uniform, who goes, well, kind of postal. It's hard to understand her through all the foaming, but she says something about Dave not being God, which all of us--even Dave--know, because God probably wouldn't wear a "Fry Mumia" T-shirt, as Dave does...
...The Freepers are outnumbered about 200 to 1. But preparation is everything, and the Freepers seem to be getting the best of it..." - Matt Labash
CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread
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