Leadership meets Wankership: captions please

Yahoo news / AP ^ | 6.18.03

[Bars4Bill]

Former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and former President Bill Clinton shake hands backstage at the Samsung Four Seasons of Hope charity luncheon in New York, Wednesday, June 18, 2003. That wouldn't be news ordinarily, but a New York Post columnist reported Wednesday that the organizers of Samsung's Four Seasons of Hope luncheon had labored to keep the two politicians far apart because they "can't stand each other." (AP Photo/Harold Hechler Associates) AP - Jun 18 4:08 PM

[skeeter]

Run against my wife & you'll end up in a park lying under a civil war cannon.

[LibWhacker]

That's gotta be Rudy's double! Who in their right mind would want to touch Bubba?

[Batrachian]

Bill Clinton looks great, doesn't he? Nice suit, he's shed the poundage, and that silver hair is so distinguished. It's amazing what living apart from Hillary has done for him!

[My2Cents]

I hope Rudy was wearing gloves for protection.

[nothingnew]

I kind'a like Rudy, but he's starting to look a lot like Peter Boyle........not that that's bad.

FMCDH

[Michael.SF.]

Bill: Wow, boy Rudy. You got a phone number for that Asian dolly to my right? I sure do feel like Chinese all of a sudden, if ya know what I mean.

Rudy: Bill, your pond scum, always were, always will be.

[nothingnew]

It's "Peter Boyle Meets the Sinkmeister!"

FMCDH

[Lorenb420]

Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape!

[RoughDobermann]

That wouldn't be news ordinarily, but a New York Post columnist reported Wednesday that the organizers of Samsung's Four Seasons of Hope luncheon had labored to keep the two politicians far apart because they "can't stand each other."

Teehehe!

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Funny. I just heard Jay Severin saying that Rudy had refused to shake hands with Clinton.

Jay was saying that Rudy hoped it would have an impact on the segment of hardcore republican primary voters who would normally shy away from Rudy.

Well, isn't this curious?

[Bars4Bill]

I've heard that the Rapist has a technique of grasping the wrist with his left and "forcing" an unwanted handshake. Could be what's happening here.

[Michael.SF.]

Do you mean this Peter Boyle?:

[Michael.SF.]

I've heard that the Rapist has a technique of grasping the wrist with his left and "forcing" an unwanted handshake.

Just today I heard Boortz relate an experience that his wife had with der slickmeister. He used that technique on her. As he did so he eased in closer to her, giving her his full attention. After a bit, she simply said: "Boy, you are good. Really good." (paraphrasing)

She saw right through him and he knew it. He quickly departed and moved to the next 'conquest.'

I also read that Clinton is absolutely convinced that if given the opportunity to talk one-on-one with anyone, he will sway them to his side.

[My2Cents]

I just heard Jay Severin saying that Rudy had refused to shake hands with Clinton.

Maybe Rudy was using a fake hand.

[My2Cents]

Clinton is absolutely convinced that if given the opportunity to talk one-on-one with anyone, he will sway them to his side.

It's the spinning pinwheels in his eyes that mesmerizes his prey. Also his powers of persuasion are part of the deal he made with Satan when he sold his soul.

[Aeronaut]

I just heard Jay Severin saying that Rudy had refused to shake hands with Clinton.

Rudy had just come from the rest room. He refused several opportinuties to shake hands with his faithful prior to shaking with the stain. Then he returned to the mens room. He emerged smiling like the cheshire cat.

[nothingnew]

OK...is that Peter Boyle or Rudy Guliani?....I swear Woodrow, it's hard to tell the difference anymore.

FMCDH

[nothingnew]

BTW...that pic from "Johnny Dangerously"?

FMCDH

[ladyinred]

Why would he even shake that treasonous snakes hand? I am sorry, but after reading Dereliction of Duty and First Strike, I am more and more appalled that the clintons are walking our streets sucking up our air.