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The Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show
Wednesday, June 18, 2003 | Kristinn

Posted on 06/18/2003 6:26:37 AM PDT by kristinn

Ladieszzzzz annnnd Gentlemen

Step right up to see the Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show!

Live and in person, the Human Doormat herself. For the modest price of just twenty-eight dollars, you can marvel as the smartest woman in the world plays dumb for suckers like you.

You'll laugh as Hillary says she believed Bill when he told her he was just ministering to Monica Lewinsky.

You'll cry as Hillary turns a deaf ear to her husband's rape victims.

You'll shriek in amazement as Hillary sics private detectives on women to put out Bill's bimbo eruptions.

Yes, indeed, the Hillary Clinton Freak Show--featuring the Clinton Flying Monkeys: James Carville, Sidney Blumenthal and Ann Lewis. With Al and Tipper Gore as the Court Jesters; Terry Lenzner as the Dirt Digger; Larry Flynt as the keeper of the Morals; and John Huang, James Riady and Johnny Chung as the Chinese Money Bag Men.

The Hillary Clinton Freak Show--relive those heady days when terrorists were welcomed in the White House; when terrorists were pardoned for votes; and when Osama bin Laden thought he could get away with murdering Americans.

It's the return of the Hillary Clinton Freak Show, folks. The Miracle of the Cattle Futures. The Mystery of Who Hired Craig Livingstone. The Acquisition of a Thousand FBI Files. The Disappearance of the White House Silverware. It's all here.

This is your chance to gaze on the woman who couldn't be gazed at if you worked in the White House. Your chance to show your daughters how not to be when they grow into womanhood. Your chance to see the Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show.


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; US: New York
KEYWORDS: freakshow; freep; hillarybooktour
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Coming to a town near you!
1 posted on 06/18/2003 6:26:38 AM PDT by kristinn
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To: kristinn; Fred Mertz; rubbertramp
unable to attend today's show will be fellow travelers vince foster, jerry parks, and ron brown
2 posted on 06/18/2003 6:32:27 AM PDT by thinden
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To: kristinn
Warnung Ma clinton on the run
3 posted on 06/18/2003 6:33:48 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: kristinn
There weren't a Thousand FBI files. There were TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED. The "thousand" number comes from the 900 or so that were of Republicans - an equal number of files were on Democrats or people of no affiliation.
4 posted on 06/18/2003 6:34:08 AM PDT by ikka
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To: kristinn
*lmao*
5 posted on 06/18/2003 6:34:55 AM PDT by plinker's2sense
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To: Mia T
Ping.
6 posted on 06/18/2003 6:36:18 AM PDT by Graewoulf
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To: kristinn

7 posted on 06/18/2003 6:40:06 AM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: kristinn
Morning bump to remind people that the DC Chapter will be greeting Hillary at Books-A-Million in McLean, Virginia this evening at 7:30 p.m. Come on down, join us and have some fun freeping Hillary.
8 posted on 06/18/2003 6:45:15 AM PDT by Angelwood (FReepers are Everywhere! We Support Our Troops!)
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To: ikka
I just KNEW they had to have files on the Dems too!! They will "leak" out bad info on ALL the Dems when the she-he decides to be corronated President. The she-he will be the last one standing.
9 posted on 06/18/2003 6:47:27 AM PDT by Ann Archy
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To: ikka
There weren't a Thousand FBI files. There were TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED. The "thousand" number comes from the 900 or so that were of Republicans - an equal number of files were on Democrats or people of no affiliation.
The 900 Republican ones I understand--there is no basis for any claim that they were all being considered for positions in the White House under Clinton. But what exactly is the crime in a Democratic (mal)administration investigating the possibility of giving a fellow Democrat a job by looking at their files? Is there a formal procedure for doing that, which was bypassed in over a thousand cases?

I missed that one. Indeed, you really can't remember all the Clinton scandals at one time, there were so many . . .


10 posted on 06/18/2003 6:52:20 AM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion
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To: kristinn
Barbara Walters: You don't regard oral sex to be a real sexual relation?
Monica: No.
Barbara Walters: So what do you consider it to be then?
Monica: Just messin' around.

[yep, sure left a mess on that blue dress!]

11 posted on 06/18/2003 6:58:19 AM PDT by Xthe17th (FREE THE STATES. Repudiate the 17th amendment!)
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To: kristinn; JustPiper; cherry_bomb88; chicagolady
From JustPiper (on another thread):


12 posted on 06/18/2003 6:59:11 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: kristinn; Angelwood; Doctor Raoul; tgslTakoma; BillF; LisaFab; Xthe17th; firebrand
And, you will also want to hear kristinn's "carnival barker" spiel - in the REAL AUDIO of version of THIS motivating report, from the Voice of America:
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Draws Large Crowds
Jim Malone
Washington
13 Jun 2003, 06:33 UTC
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Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., looks at a customer during an autograph session
U.S. Senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton's book about her years in the White House has quickly become a best-seller and is causing a bit of a stir among Democratic Party political activists. Senator Clinton's appearances at bookstores to autograph copies of her memoir are drawing large crowds that are mostly friendly but have a few detractors as well.

Outside a bookstore on Capitol Hill in Washington, the lines snake around the block with hundreds eager for an autograph and a brief exchange with Senator Clinton.

<b>Book jacket for Hillary Rodham Clinton's book <i>Living History</i></b><br>Photo - Simon & Schuster
Book jacket for Hillary Rodham Clinton's book Living History
Photo - Simon & Schuster
A beaming Lisa Sherrod has just emerged from the bookstore with her prize, an autographed copy of Mrs. Clinton's book, Living History. "It was wonderful. She was energetic and very friendly. She looks wonderful and I am very excited about reading this book. My 87-year-old grandmother started reading it last night," she says.

Among those waiting patiently in line for her turn is Marilyn Markowitz of Washington. She sees Hillary Clinton as a role model for American women. I am here to support Hillary Clinton and also to buy her book for my mom because I think that she is an example for us women as to how far you can go if you use your smarts," she says.

Actually, Marilyn Markowitz believes Hillary Clinton can go a lot farther, all the way to the White House one day. In fact, she is unimpressed with the nine Democrats now running for president and would like Senator Clinton to join the Democratic field for 2004. "They are kind of into the mediocrity, I mean, I don't even distinguish between their faces. But hers stands out," she says.

In television interviews given in conjunction with the release of the book, Mrs. Clinton has repeatedly said she has no intention at this time of running for president, either next year or in the future. She told NBC's Today program that she is confident that the Democrats will nominate a strong challenger to take on President Bush in 2004. "Well, it is not going to happen. It is a total hypothetical and I have said I am not running, so that is the answer. But you know, we have very good [Democratic presidential] candidates," she said.

To be sure, the prospect of a Hillary Clinton campaign for president does not thrill everyone. Even at her book signings, she is dogged by small groups of conservative protesters eager to douse any presidential ambitions she may have. "Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes, you too will be able to witness the Hillary Clinton freak show. Live and in person, the human doormat herself! For the modest price of just $28 you can marvel as the smartest woman in the world plays dumb for suckers like you," says Christin Taylor, with a conservative group called Free Republic.

"We don't like Hillary. We think she is telling a lot of lies in her book and we are here to try to set the record straight some and have some fun while doing it," she says.

A new poll by USA Today and the Gallup organization suggests Mrs. Clinton's image has improved since the release of her book. The new poll found 53 percent of those surveyed had a favorable view of Mrs. Clinton, up from 43 percent just two weeks ago.

But the polls and many political experts suggest Mrs. Clinton remains a polarizing political figure, wildly popular with liberal Democrats but a favorite target for conservative Republicans.

Even some of her supporters concede she will have to mend a few political fences if she hopes to one day win the presidency. Joanna Gabryszewski is a supporter who says she would like to work in a Hillary Clinton presidential campaign one day. But she says the Senator will have to win over some of her critics if she hopes to succeed. "There is a little bit of that. She is going to have to get over the hump on that and I am not sure how," she says. "She has got a little bit of a battle uphill before she can get enough people on her bandwagon [to get elected president]."

But many of her supporters brush those concerns aside and are eager for another Clinton in the White House. Lisa Sherrod says she believes Mrs. Clinton should set her sights on the 2008 presidential election. "Yes! Definitely in 2008. I think she needs to put her time in the Senate, get that experience and the notoriety and it is all hers," she says.

The latest USA Today-Gallup poll suggests the public is sharply split on a possible Hillary Clinton run in 2008. Forty-two percent of those surveyed said they would be either very likely or somewhat likely to support her. But 56 percent said it was either not very likely or not likely at all that they would vote for her.

But before Mrs. Clinton can even consider running in 2008, she might first seek to get re-elected to the Senate from New York. She faces that test in 2006.


13 posted on 06/18/2003 7:06:10 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: kristinn
Hillary was interviewed for the London paper, The Telegraph, and here's what she said about the FBI files and other aspects of the vast right-wing conspiracy:

"I tried to fight against paranoia because it is no way to live. It wouldn't do me any good if I was, all of a sudden, in effect, trapped inside this machine that they [the radical right] were creating. But there were many moments when I would just slap my forehead and utter, er, [she laughs, her eyes widen] some words of amazement at their lies."

Lies such as? "There was one absurd claim that I knew the mother of this young man who worked in the White House, and I had hired him to obtain FBI files which he used to do something nefarious to our political enemies [what became known as 'Filegate']. It was a totally made-up story . . . but it became a cottage industry resulting in investigations and lawsuits.

"And then I discovered to my horror that these rogue FBI agents were literally making up evidence and sticking it in FBI files. That scared me. I thought, wait a minute, how far will these people go? What is this really about?" Entire interview

14 posted on 06/18/2003 7:08:01 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Xthe17th
See also:
Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)
      Posted by alwaysconservative
On 06/15/2003 9:13 PM PDT with 128 comments


The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBash
     
 
Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)
      Posted by Gary Seven
On 06/14/2003 8:41 AM PDT with 144 comments


The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash
and from The Weekly Standard:

June 23, 2003
Volume 08, Number 40

Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart
The latest skirmish in the Clinton wars.
"...The Wal-Mart parking lot is shaping up to resemble an old-school gang fight. Except instead of knives and chains, the combatants use placards and really weak song parodies...

...The Hillaryites' tormentors are the Freepers, a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic organization--a fire-breathing conservative band of Internet brothers who often call each other by their screen names, even in person...

...The Freepers and the Hillaryites go back and forth, speaking like overheated bumper stickers, in a manner that resembles our political discourse through most of the nineties...

...The Freepers are outnumbered about 200 to 1. But preparation is everything, and the Freepers seem to be getting the best of it..." - Matt Labash

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

15 posted on 06/18/2003 7:15:36 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion
But what exactly is the crime in a Democratic (mal)administration investigating the possibility of giving a fellow Democrat a job by looking at their files?

The files were requested in alphabetical order. Folks generally don't get nominated or considered for sensitive White House jobs in alphabetical order. Hillary was up to "G" before an alert clerk at the FBI noticed what was going on.

16 posted on 06/18/2003 7:18:27 AM PDT by dirtboy (Not enough words in FR taglines to adequately describe the dimensions of Hillary's thunderous thighs)
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To: kristinn
It's a Freak Show alright.

It's also a criminal conspiracy that has yet to be unraveled.

17 posted on 06/18/2003 7:35:12 AM PDT by Gritty
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To: RonDog
Now if they would only print the "Bat-boy" inspired graphic...
18 posted on 06/18/2003 7:41:51 AM PDT by SteveH (~please~)
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To: kristinn


19 posted on 06/18/2003 7:43:02 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: kristinn; Registered
...It's the return of the Hillary Clinton Freak Show, folks:
The Miracle of the Cattle Futures.
The Mystery of Who Hired Craig Livingstone.
The Acquisition of a Thousand FBI Files.
The Disappearance of the White House Silverware.
It's all here...
See also REGISTERED's classic image, now hosted (among other places) on www.carolontheweb.com:


20 posted on 06/18/2003 7:43:47 AM PDT by RonDog
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