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1 posted on 06/18/2003 6:26:38 AM PDT by kristinn
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To: kristinn; Fred Mertz; rubbertramp
unable to attend today's show will be fellow travelers vince foster, jerry parks, and ron brown
2 posted on 06/18/2003 6:32:27 AM PDT by thinden
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To: kristinn
Warnung Ma clinton on the run
3 posted on 06/18/2003 6:33:48 AM PDT by Vaduz
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There weren't a Thousand FBI files. There were TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED. The "thousand" number comes from the 900 or so that were of Republicans - an equal number of files were on Democrats or people of no affiliation.
4 posted on 06/18/2003 6:34:08 AM PDT by ikka
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To: kristinn
*lmao*
5 posted on 06/18/2003 6:34:55 AM PDT by plinker's2sense
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To: Mia T
Ping.
6 posted on 06/18/2003 6:36:18 AM PDT by Graewoulf
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7 posted on 06/18/2003 6:40:06 AM PDT by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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Morning bump to remind people that the DC Chapter will be greeting Hillary at Books-A-Million in McLean, Virginia this evening at 7:30 p.m. Come on down, join us and have some fun freeping Hillary.
8 posted on 06/18/2003 6:45:15 AM PDT by Angelwood (FReepers are Everywhere! We Support Our Troops!)
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To: kristinn
Barbara Walters: You don't regard oral sex to be a real sexual relation?
Monica: No.
Barbara Walters: So what do you consider it to be then?
Monica: Just messin' around.

[yep, sure left a mess on that blue dress!]

11 posted on 06/18/2003 6:58:19 AM PDT by Xthe17th (FREE THE STATES. Repudiate the 17th amendment!)
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To: kristinn; JustPiper; cherry_bomb88; chicagolady
From JustPiper (on another thread):


12 posted on 06/18/2003 6:59:11 AM PDT by RonDog
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To: kristinn; Angelwood; Doctor Raoul; tgslTakoma; BillF; LisaFab; Xthe17th; firebrand
And, you will also want to hear kristinn's "carnival barker" spiel - in the REAL AUDIO of version of THIS motivating report, from the Voice of America:
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Draws Large Crowds
Jim Malone
Washington
13 Jun 2003, 06:33 UTC
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Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., looks at a customer during an autograph session
U.S. Senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton's book about her years in the White House has quickly become a best-seller and is causing a bit of a stir among Democratic Party political activists. Senator Clinton's appearances at bookstores to autograph copies of her memoir are drawing large crowds that are mostly friendly but have a few detractors as well.

Outside a bookstore on Capitol Hill in Washington, the lines snake around the block with hundreds eager for an autograph and a brief exchange with Senator Clinton.

<b>Book jacket for Hillary Rodham Clinton's book <i>Living History</i></b><br>Photo - Simon & Schuster
Book jacket for Hillary Rodham Clinton's book Living History
Photo - Simon & Schuster
A beaming Lisa Sherrod has just emerged from the bookstore with her prize, an autographed copy of Mrs. Clinton's book, Living History. "It was wonderful. She was energetic and very friendly. She looks wonderful and I am very excited about reading this book. My 87-year-old grandmother started reading it last night," she says.

Among those waiting patiently in line for her turn is Marilyn Markowitz of Washington. She sees Hillary Clinton as a role model for American women. I am here to support Hillary Clinton and also to buy her book for my mom because I think that she is an example for us women as to how far you can go if you use your smarts," she says.

Actually, Marilyn Markowitz believes Hillary Clinton can go a lot farther, all the way to the White House one day. In fact, she is unimpressed with the nine Democrats now running for president and would like Senator Clinton to join the Democratic field for 2004. "They are kind of into the mediocrity, I mean, I don't even distinguish between their faces. But hers stands out," she says.

In television interviews given in conjunction with the release of the book, Mrs. Clinton has repeatedly said she has no intention at this time of running for president, either next year or in the future. She told NBC's Today program that she is confident that the Democrats will nominate a strong challenger to take on President Bush in 2004. "Well, it is not going to happen. It is a total hypothetical and I have said I am not running, so that is the answer. But you know, we have very good [Democratic presidential] candidates," she said.

To be sure, the prospect of a Hillary Clinton campaign for president does not thrill everyone. Even at her book signings, she is dogged by small groups of conservative protesters eager to douse any presidential ambitions she may have. "Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes, you too will be able to witness the Hillary Clinton freak show. Live and in person, the human doormat herself! For the modest price of just $28 you can marvel as the smartest woman in the world plays dumb for suckers like you," says Christin Taylor, with a conservative group called Free Republic.

"We don't like Hillary. We think she is telling a lot of lies in her book and we are here to try to set the record straight some and have some fun while doing it," she says.

A new poll by USA Today and the Gallup organization suggests Mrs. Clinton's image has improved since the release of her book. The new poll found 53 percent of those surveyed had a favorable view of Mrs. Clinton, up from 43 percent just two weeks ago.

But the polls and many political experts suggest Mrs. Clinton remains a polarizing political figure, wildly popular with liberal Democrats but a favorite target for conservative Republicans.

Even some of her supporters concede she will have to mend a few political fences if she hopes to one day win the presidency. Joanna Gabryszewski is a supporter who says she would like to work in a Hillary Clinton presidential campaign one day. But she says the Senator will have to win over some of her critics if she hopes to succeed. "There is a little bit of that. She is going to have to get over the hump on that and I am not sure how," she says. "She has got a little bit of a battle uphill before she can get enough people on her bandwagon [to get elected president]."

But many of her supporters brush those concerns aside and are eager for another Clinton in the White House. Lisa Sherrod says she believes Mrs. Clinton should set her sights on the 2008 presidential election. "Yes! Definitely in 2008. I think she needs to put her time in the Senate, get that experience and the notoriety and it is all hers," she says.

The latest USA Today-Gallup poll suggests the public is sharply split on a possible Hillary Clinton run in 2008. Forty-two percent of those surveyed said they would be either very likely or somewhat likely to support her. But 56 percent said it was either not very likely or not likely at all that they would vote for her.

But before Mrs. Clinton can even consider running in 2008, she might first seek to get re-elected to the Senate from New York. She faces that test in 2006.


13 posted on 06/18/2003 7:06:10 AM PDT by RonDog
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Hillary was interviewed for the London paper, The Telegraph, and here's what she said about the FBI files and other aspects of the vast right-wing conspiracy:

"I tried to fight against paranoia because it is no way to live. It wouldn't do me any good if I was, all of a sudden, in effect, trapped inside this machine that they [the radical right] were creating. But there were many moments when I would just slap my forehead and utter, er, [she laughs, her eyes widen] some words of amazement at their lies."

Lies such as? "There was one absurd claim that I knew the mother of this young man who worked in the White House, and I had hired him to obtain FBI files which he used to do something nefarious to our political enemies [what became known as 'Filegate']. It was a totally made-up story . . . but it became a cottage industry resulting in investigations and lawsuits.

"And then I discovered to my horror that these rogue FBI agents were literally making up evidence and sticking it in FBI files. That scared me. I thought, wait a minute, how far will these people go? What is this really about?" Entire interview

14 posted on 06/18/2003 7:08:01 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: kristinn
It's a Freak Show alright.

It's also a criminal conspiracy that has yet to be unraveled.

17 posted on 06/18/2003 7:35:12 AM PDT by Gritty
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To: kristinn


19 posted on 06/18/2003 7:43:02 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: kristinn; Registered
...It's the return of the Hillary Clinton Freak Show, folks:
The Miracle of the Cattle Futures.
The Mystery of Who Hired Craig Livingstone.
The Acquisition of a Thousand FBI Files.
The Disappearance of the White House Silverware.
It's all here...
See also REGISTERED's classic image, now hosted (among other places) on www.carolontheweb.com:


20 posted on 06/18/2003 7:43:47 AM PDT by RonDog
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>The Hillary Clinton Traveling Freak Show

My only complaint
is that calling Hillary
a "freak" makes freaks look

like bad things... Real freaks
are just beatniks without the
left-wing politics --

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington, D.C.
D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C.
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
No freaks for us
It can't happen here
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here
No, no, it won't happen here
I'm telling you it can't
It won't happen here
(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
You're safe, baby
You just cook a TV dinner
And you make it
(Bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
(No no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool).
Who could imagine
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in the suburbs!

[from "Help, I'm a Rock," by Frank Zappa, album: FREAK OUT!]

22 posted on 06/18/2003 7:55:52 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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That was great! CSPAN has you doing that bit at the DC Hillary FReep and I put it online.

The file is relatively large and only the most patient of dial up users should attempt to download. The file may take some time to download even for those with cable or DSL connections.

You can left click on the link and it will store to your temporary folder and start playing after download. You may alternately wish to right click on a file, select "save target as" (might be slightly different depending on operating system) and save the file to your hard drive. Then, after the file is downloaded a few minutes later, you can click on the file and it should start playing.

(If you have trouble playing the video with Windows Media Player, you might also want to try to play the files with RealPlayer from Real.com. I think that the video file can be played with the free version which you can download by clicking here and following instructions.)

Click here to get 1 minute 27 second CSPAN clip (15 Mb, mpeg format) showing FReepers at Hillary's DC book signing. Shows the FReepers in line and numerous shouts of the FReepers to the Clinton Kool-Aid drinkers. Doctor Raoul announcing "cash pardons to the front of the line." Kristinn describing the Hillary freak show: "You'll laugh when you read about . . ."

My videos of that DC book signing and an audio file of the Doctor of FReep using a megaphone on the Hillary fans can be downloaded from here.

23 posted on 06/18/2003 7:58:51 AM PDT by BillF (Sorry anti-America leftists, Saddam has left the planet!)
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"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breath, I was gulping for air....' No, nevermind, I'm sorry. That's what Monica said." —David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date." —Jay Leno

"Hillary told Barbara Walters that Bill came to her bedside one morning, woke her up to confess and she said she was shocked. Not that he lied, but that Clinton even knew where her bedroom was." —Jay Leno

"The word is that Bill Clinton is so distraught over Hillary's new book that he's been drinking. Sweet Lord, we've seen the chicks he hits on when he's sober!" —Craig Kilborn

"Hillary said that after Bill admitted the affair with Monica he would spend time alone with Buddy, the dog. He would spend all his time with Buddy the dog. At least that's how he told her he got those scratches on his back." —Jay Leno

"It's a fascinating book. Hillary said that after Clinton admitted to the affair she yelled at him. She said 'Why did you lie to me?' And he said 'You mean this time?'" —Jay Leno

"In her new book, Hillary said that for months she accepted Bill Clinton's story that Monica was just an intern who would come to him asking for help in finding a job. And of course, he wasted no time in finding a position for her." —Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." —Craig Kilborn

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." —Jay Leno

"The word is that when Bill read the book he wept when he finished it. The last chapter is titled 'The Castration.'" —Craig Kilborn

"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" —Craig Kilborn.

"Senator Hillary Clinton was there. And it was the first time that she was at a presidential address as a member of congress. Of course Bill loved it, it was like having a Hillary cam. He knew where she was the whole time. He was keeping an eye on her from the motel. 'Trixy bring me another brew, will ya? She is going to be about another 20 minutes.'" —Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." —David Letterman
24 posted on 06/18/2003 8:57:24 AM PDT by hattend
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Brilliant!
What did hillary clinton know and when did she know it? And was she part of it?


THE CLINTON-SPIKED MYERS-NBC INTERVIEW THAT DETAILED THE CLINTONS' RAPE OF BROADDRICK WILL RESURFACE SOON
HERE



GORE ON CLINTON RAPES-THE VIDEO

YOO-HOO missus clinton: THE CLINTON RAPES ARE "UNBECOMING"  




Democratic Party's Problem Transcends Its Anti-War Contingent
CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme FICTIONAL TRILOGY
Q ERTY8PING

The REAL "Living History" -- clintoplasmodial slime


Personal Agitprop-and-Money-Laundering Machine, Cozy-clintonoid-Interviews-of-the-Colmes-Kind-Scheme
Bury
REAL "Living History"

hillary clinton all HYPE -- no SUBSTANCE

hillary clinton is no Howard Stern

THE CLINTON RAPES, LIVING HISTORY, USEFUL IDIOTS AND ENTROPY

clinton Administration VETERAN / BERKELEY PROFESSOR: "Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to be kept very far away from the White House for the rest of her life."

Liking Viking: subliminal confession by simile

The REAL Living History. . .
CONGENITAL PERVERTER OF CONSTITUTION PERVERTS CONSTITUTION AS SHE CHARGES "CONSTITUTIONAL PERVERSION"

What did hillary clinton know and when did she know it? And was she part of it?
Neither HARLEQUIN PROSE nor RESPIRATORY ARREST nor clinton CANINES will resuscitate the moribund, zipper-hoisted coconspirator

Why bill "it was the TERRORISM, stupid" clinton would have been an utter failure even if he weren't a corrupt, cowardly, vacuous, self-serving, balkanizing, opportunistic RapistThug
And why the little missus deserves no less than half the credit

Poison Pen Proves Autotoxic:
CLINTON-WAS-AN-UTTER-FAILURE Containment Team Scheme Fails Yet Again

The Clinton Wars: Stockholm Syndrome Revs Spinning Sid

Reciprocal Intern-Exploitation-Purgation Attempt at JFK Library
"I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine...."

Are Susan Estrich, Al From and The Times on the same "Get the clintons off the stage!" page?...
(Desperately seeking Susan.... Who spiked her, anyway?)

bushwhacked by tailhook: the real reason

Personal Agitprop-and-Money-Laundering Machine,
Cozy-clintonoid-Interviews-of-the-Colmes-Kind-Scheme
Bury
REAL "Living History"

The Times Reaps What It Sowed 2

missus clinton's REAL virtual office update

25 posted on 06/18/2003 11:00:15 AM PDT by Mia T (SCUM (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations))
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I suggest that all freepers look for "(Night of the) Living (Dead) History" in their local libraries. It may be on reserve, in which case this won't work, but it's worth a try. Casually take the book out of the political section and insert it (alphabetically by author) in the fiction section.
28 posted on 06/18/2003 12:36:23 PM PDT by OrioleFan
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Jim", he said.

"And what is your question, Jim?"

"I have three questions... first - whatever happened to your medical health care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office; and third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"William", he said.

"And what is your question, William?"

"I have five questions... first - whatever happened to your medical health care plan; second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office; third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House; fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early; and fifth - what happened to Jim?


29 posted on 06/18/2003 12:38:39 PM PDT by OrioleFan
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