Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)

The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash

[Gary Seven]

Fairfax, Virginia IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE the electricity one feels when crossing this Northern Virginia strip-mall parking lot to attend Hillary Clinton's "Living History" book-signing. But I haven't been this excited about Wal-Mart since my one-hour photos came back in 25 minutes. It makes me feel all sprightly and young again--as if it were 1998.

[Grampa Dave]

A great story, and thanks for the ping.

Our DC Freepers are like our Spec Ops Warriors.

They might be outnumbered 200 to one, but the odds are still their side due to their skill, intelligence and abilities to disembowel the left wingers in face to face situations.

[kristinn]

Thanks for the ping. This article is Hillaryious!

[abner]

I'm surprised you haven't worn that shirt out yet.

[headsonpikes]

Funny!

[Tamzee]

Way to go, everyone!

And a fun time was had by all... except the kool-aid drinkers.... and Hillary.... dunno bout the Secret Service ;-)

[kristinn]

Thanks for posting the article. I laughed, I cried, I hurled.....

[Gary Seven]

Augh! My eyes! My eyes!

[RonDog]

...Dave Fordice, a Freeper mechanical engineer, is conducting a high-volume marriage seminar (What would you do if your husband serially cheated on you?), when he's accosted by a Hillary partisan in a postal service uniform, who goes, well, kind of postal.

It's hard to understand her through all the foaming, but she says something about Dave not being God, which all of us--even Dave--know, because God probably wouldn't wear a "Fry Mumia" T-shirt, as Dave does...

This was a TEAM effort!

Here is a picture posted by FReeper L_Von_Mises of FReeper sauropod - wearing a T-Shirt that he got from FReeper abner:

sauropod FReeping Hillary

[SoKatt]

ROTFLMAO!
Sauropod is my HERO!

[glock rocks]

oh, that's excellent :o)

Pod bump!

[houstonian]

...the guy wearing a full devil suit, who communicates, in his own understated way, that Hillary is the Princess of Darkness.

Not to quibble, but our own Doctor Raoul--the famous costumed Freeper--holds Her Imperial Highness to be the Bride of Satan.

[tgslTakoma]

Absolutely hysterical! I have tears in my eyes. The writer caught perfectly the fun we all had that evening. I remember him... he was interviewing sauropod when I stepped in to ask 'pod something. The guy looked up from his notepad and said, "You guys call each other by your screen names?!" For some reason that really tickled his funny bone.

[tgslTakoma]

Pinging for a few giggles over here.

[WellsFargo94]

For a truly hilarious read, check out the "reader's comments" on Amazon.com for Hitlery's alleged book. I especially love the ardent support from the Dem's. Very funny!

[AnnaZ]

LOL!! Abfab! Thanks for posting this.

[hellinahandcart]

Dave Fordice, a Freeper mechanical engineer, is conducting a high-volume marriage seminar

I can't stop laughing.

[AnnaZ]

That was my favorite, too. LOL!

[AnnaZ]

Thanks for the ping. This article is Hillaryious!

Thief! LOL!

 

This article made my day... I will have to buy this issue. Kudos all around again.

[agrace]

Another of the 15-year-olds grabs the book and wings it. It takes off on a sideways trajectory, like a foul ball down the right-field line. It goes 20 yards, tops. He looks embarrassed. "It slipped," he says, apologetically. "That's okay," commiserates a Freeper. "The Clintons are slippery people."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great article, thanks for posting the whole thing.

[hellinahandcart]

Hitting the other end of the line, I grab a Hillaryite to ask how his signing went. "She's pure evil," he says.

Still can't stop laughing...