DFU SONG: Love Is in the Air (Hillary gulped for air)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 6-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LOVE IS IN THE AIR - scroll to the bottom, 1st version

I gulped for air...when he said what he did
I had gulped for air...and I flipped my lid

I could not believe what I was hearing
He said she had dropped down to her knees
On unsecure lines they had phone sex
Miss Porky used her thong to tease

I had gulped for air...and I nearly cracked
I had gulped for air...maybe she should be whacked

My whole world was crashing around me
I could almost not handle the stress
No, it wasn't so bad that he did it
But he left DNA on the dress

I had gulped for air...I had gulped for air
That SOB

I had gulped for air...and I saw red
I had gulped for air...and I wanted Drudge dead

I know what he did to the Great Seal
Out in public I felt like an *ss
All the FReepers were going ballistic
He had given her my LEAVES OF GRASS

I had gulped for air...and the cabinet was called
I had gulped for air...they weren't even appalled

He had used them to lie to the public
Actually, his plan worked fine
They really are true believers
Not one scumbag chose to resign

I had gulped for air...I had gulped for air
He's an SOB

I had gulped for air...I had gulped for air
That SOB

I had gulped for air...I had gulped for air
That SOB

I had gulped for air...I had gulped for air
That SOB

I had gulped for air

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[RJayneJ]

Quote of the Day by Carry_Okie

[doug from upland]

Yes, it is always what they mean at the moment. It would be interesting if someone had the patience to chronicle all the lies. It might exceed the pages of the original.