A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[Fawnn]

Pinky Applechunks

(Sounds like a poorly chosen name for cranberry applesauce.) ;)

[this_ol_patriot]

Zippy Wafflebuns...oh jeez, I didn't know I was related to the Hilldybeast.

[dansangel]

Zippy Girdle Tush - that's me! :-)

Pings to do something absolutely silly today.....enjoy!

[.45MAN]

We have the same name......

[Conspiracy Guy]

That's Mr. Squeezit Liverbuns to you litttle missy.

[dansangel]

We have the same name......

We're just *too* much alike! :-)

[auggy]

My name is Zippy Gorilla-Chunks, and don't you forget it.

[nuconvert]

loopy apple buns, here. However, there's something familiar about this. Like it was taken from the gay commumity. A similar mechanism used to either name your dog, or use as your "stage" name. I have a feeling that's where the author of this book may have "originated" this name game. Not that the gay community was the first to devise the game, either. They probably stole it from somewhere else. But it's been around for many years. Don't care much for name of the book, either. Sorry if I rained on your parade.

[Snowy]

Zippy Wafflelips

[rhema]

Loopy Applesniffer here.

I've at least gotta be your first cousin: Loopy Applenose.

[Farnham]

Crusty Applechunks here !

Not too bad, I guess, depending on what the crust is!

[Zavien Doombringer]

Goober Applesniffer reporting for duty

[Constitution Day]

Thanks for the ping!

Poopsie Cootiebutt at your service. ;)

[Xenalyte]

Or the freaky little monkey on Speed Racer! (Come to think of it, he wasn't nearly as freaky as the kid.)

[Bigg Red]

Oh, great! My cover is blown:

Crusty Girdlebuns!

How did they know?

[Laura Earl]

I'm dorkey gerbilbiscuits.

[xsmommy]

buttercup girdlenose! eeks!

[kevao]

I think I'll keep my original name.

Yours truly,
Squeezit Girdlebrain

[HairOfTheDog]

I am Poopsie BubbleButt

This has not been a good development for me!

[Ms. Annie Oakley]

Hi. Pinky Girdle Buns, here. Nice to meetcha! :)

LOL!!!