Sorry, much as I'd truly enjoy changing my nick from upchuck to Poopsie Gizzard-Hiney, I can't do it. They would kill me if I did.
Posted on 06/10/2003 6:23:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry
I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.
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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Best wishes from the Girdlehiney family: Oprah, Snotty, Chim-Chim, Cheeseball, Chim-Chim, Crusty and Buttercup.
Loopy Cootiechunks Liverhiney!
I like it
How ironic. I ended up as Fintan's Passion Princess
Sorry, much as I'd truly enjoy changing my nick from upchuck to Poopsie Gizzard-Hiney, I can't do it. They would kill me if I did.
Awww... no fair! You get a CUTE name!
No I am not Hillary Clinton.
Ask a Tri-state FReeper.
Susan Estrich = Snotty Pizzabuns
Larry King = Loopy Cootiepants
Katie Couric = Tootie Bubblebuns
Peter Jennings = Doofus Girdlechunks
Dan Rather = Zippy Appleshorts
Tom Brokaw = Pinky Gizzardbutt
Albert Gore = Lumpy Bubbletush
Tipper Gore = Doofus Bubbletush
Newt Gingrich = Oprah Cootiepants
Barbara Boxer = Loopy Bubbletush
Dianne Feinstein = Poopsie Girdlechunks
Chelsea Clinton = Crusty Liverchunks
Regis Philbin = Fluffy Wafflebrain
Kelly Ripa = Flunky Cootiehead
Oprah Winfrey = Loopy Cootiebreath
Paula Zahn = Dorkey Applechunks
Connie Chung = Zippy Wafflechunks
James Carville = Pinky Applekisser
Mary Matalin = Tootie Applehead
Maybe his son, Cheeseball Bubblelips, will pull it.
I can't wait to tell my wife my new name. She'll be impressed ! LOL!
There is my new name. What's yours ?? :O)
The BOOBSIE Twins !
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