A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[DannyTN]

Recheck it, I think you meant Snotty Barf-Breath!

No offense to your wife!

[AnAmericanMother]

I draw the line at the scatological (and my son knows it).

Besides, I wear combat boots, although even the jungle boots for casual summer wear are not open-toed. Cheap sturdy footwear for the AT back in the days when I couldn't afford "real hiking boots" - and I've never thrown my last pair out because they are well broken in and on their second pair of Vibram half-soles.

[scan58]

It gets worse, I weight 285 pounds!

Well, I guess that would make for some really greasy chickenpants. (?)

[Xenalyte]

LOVELY to meetcha!

[Mr. Mojo]

My wife is Snotty Barf-Barf

My wife is Oprah Gorilla-Butt. ...Here she is, in fact.

[RayBob]

Actually, its worse. She is Snotty Chicken-Barf.

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

I just HADDA ping this to ya's!

[CFC__VRWC]

What can I say, that was cutting-edge stuff back when I was 12 years old - of course, that was a number of years ago, too.

[scan58]

I just did the name of a friend of mine who works in the lingerie dept. of a well known dept. store...Loopy Girdletush...now what are the odds of that?

[DannyTN]

"Actually, its worse. She is Snotty Chicken-Barf. "

LOL, I should have left well enough alone! lol

[NoAction]

Thank you so much. (sarcasm)

I am now Boobie Gigglehiney.

[JonathansMommie]

I'm Boobie Apple Buns.. how attractive

[DannyTN]

I am now Boobie Gigglehiney <p?You wouldn't happen to be blonde would you?

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Pinky Wafflebuns.

Egad. How can I face the guys at the pub?

[F.J. Mitchell]

"Poopsie Cootieface" here, and you are?

[Sparta]

I posted my new name. Now you guys need to.

If you insist :)

Squeezit Bubble-Nose.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Just don't get your wafflebuns in front of the dart board.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Squeezit Bubble-Nose

I'm glad you did! Ha!

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Just don't get your wafflebuns in front of the dart board.

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! :-)

[DannyTN]

"I'm Boobie Apple Buns.. how attractive"

I like it! It has a certain appeal to the baser side of me.