A silly weird test to brighten your day

the infamous email | 06-10-03

[4mycountry]

I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.

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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

[scan58]

Yeah, this is the "12 yr. old" kind of funny. But still funny.

[Scenic Sounds]

That's a title I would have been very proud to hold a third time just for you.

The luck of the draw, I guess. ;-)

[irishtenor]

It gets worse, I weight 285 pounds!

[Cathryn Crawford]

You know how I feel tonight.

Don't make me cry, okay?

[motzman]

Buttercup Bubblejuice, at your service.

[reformed_dem]

That's my son's favorite book. We are the Bananabrain family. Crusty at your service. The husband is Lumpy and the kids are Snotty and Stinky.

[scan58]

No way am I going to reregister as Tootie Chickenshorts!

awwww...come on....be a sport!

[AnAmericanMother]

Nothing wrong with 12 year old funny.

I do like the idea of my 6'6", 240 pound red-bearded hubby being named Buttercup . . .

For I'm called Little Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why,
But still I'm called Buttercup -- poor little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup I!.

That conjures up quite a mental picture . . .

[DannyTN]

"Lumpy Pizza Head "??? After all those legalize marijuana posts, it sounds like you got a bad case of the munchies!!!

[najida]

Oh dear,
I am Tootie Chickenchunks......

Sounds like a type of food poisoning

[TC Rider]

Gidget Gizzard-Nose

Do you think we're related?

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Everyone, meet: Poopsie Apple Buns

[ValerieUSA]

boobie bubblebiscuits?

[RayBob]

Don't complain. I'm Dinky Bubble-Tush.

[RayBob]

My wife is Snotty Barf-Barf

[CFC__VRWC]

Nothing wrong with 12 year old funny.

Does 12-year-old funny still include jokes about sniffing farts and your mother wearing open-toed combat boots?

[Cathryn Crawford]

I'm sure! You are my long lost cousin. ;)

[Cathryn Crawford]

LMAO

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Cheesball cootiebrain ? Oh thats lovely

[ovrtaxt]

goober girdlechunks. reminds me of the names of the Silly Party Candidates from Monty Python:

Arthur Fintim-limbim-fintim-finbim-bostock-ftang-ftang-olay-biscuitbarrel.