Sharpton Hot Tub Request Approved By Iowa Officials

Republicans for Sharpton 2004 News Release ^ | June 10, 2003 | Metro Spy

[ewing]

The Reverend Al Sharpton is the latest of the Democratic candidates for President to announce plans to attend America's Hometown Forum on Saturday June 21.

As a condition before accepting the invitation, Sharpton will be allowed a portable spa, complete with pumps, chlorine and fresh water.

Fourum planners have purchased additional supports and extra lighting in order to accomadate the Reverends unusual request.

The 2000 gallons of water required to fill the spa will be trucked in the night before.

Due to prior committments, Connecticut United States Senator Joe Lieberman so far has declined his invitation to the town hall meeting.

However, he says he may reconsider if he is allowed to sit in the tob tub next to Sharpton.

[Grampa Dave]

I understand that the tub will be filled with water from the Brother's Bottled Water Co. of NYC imported from Newark, NJ!

[Grampa Dave]

Very Good!

[Wil H]

Once Mostly Fraud has raked in as much money as she can for her "war chest" she will quit with it intact so she can go shopping..

[Pukin Dog]

Thank you for posting "Hot Tub". Every time I remember that skit, it makes me laugh out loud. Probably the funniest thing Eddie Murphy has ever done.

[dfwgator]

Probably the funniest thing Eddie Murphy has ever done.

Nah, the gay Mr. T was funnier.

[Pukin Dog]

"uuuunnnhhhh Hey boy...., hey boy........ look mighty good in dem jeans!,......uuunnnhhhhh....."

LOL!

[j_tull]

the 2000 gallons of water required to fill the spa will be trucked in the night before.

He wants special water trucked in?

2000 gallons? That is one HUGE hottub!

[amused]

Hot Tub Al

hmmmmmm.....that would be a great nickname if it didn't conjuer up thoughts of a shirtless Al Gore on SNL.

[TheGrimReaper]

The thought of a partially-clad Rev. Al anywhere in our solar system should be cause for concern.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Well...Des Moines is at the confluence of the Des Moines and Racoon Rivers.

[schaketo]

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In the upcoming democratic primary (2004) ...

BIG AL NEEDS OUR HELP! - Register as a democrat and vote for Crazy Al!

Rev. Al Sharpton is officially running for president in 2004.

During the May 3, 2003 demoncrap debate in Columbia, S.C., our man Al stated “The way to move a donkey is to slap the donkey,” and “I’m going to slap the donkey until the donkey kicks”.

Let’s help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.

Assume GW has the Republican nomination sewn up. Its time for all good republicans, libertarians, and independents to stand up and be counted. Lets take a page from Sen. McCain’s play book. Prior to the 2004 democratic presidential primary in your state, re-register as a democrat and vote for Al Sharpton!

Wouldn’t it be great if Crazy Al won! At the very least, lets ensure he gets prime time speaking rights at the 2004 nationally televised democratic convention. You gotta love it. Line up, sign up, and send this to all your like-minded friends.

Check here for the rules governing primary voting in your state:
http://www.fec.gov/votregis/primaryvoting.htm

In case you’d like to send Big Al a donation:
http://www.sharptonexplore2004.com/

Anyone need a bumper sticker or button?
http://democraticbuttons.freeservers.com/

How about an Al Sharpton yard sign?
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/victorystore00/pryasi.html

Want to keep up on the latest on Big Al’s progress? Go to the Republicans for Sharpton website at:
http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/

Oh yea, and don’t forget to call the local demoncrap party headquarters and ask them the following before the primary election:

1. Can I get a ride to the polls – help them spend their money during the primaries so they’ll have less during the national election. Have them take you the scenic route and stop off and do some shopping on the way home.
2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
3. Send 25 cents in the mail to the DNC and watch how much they spend on mailing you to give to the party. Always send their solicitation back to them with all associated literature in the prepaid envelope included in the mailing. They have to pay that postage upon return. Great way to help them spend money and keep you up to date on their propaganda.

Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

Main Phone Number: 202-863-8000

Can you think of any other questions we should ask them?

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[SGCOS]

..The 2000 gallons of water required to fill the spa will be trucked in the night before..

If we're talking Al Sharpton, only 400 gallons will be needed to file the spa.

[ewing]

Only that much?

[mountaineer]

Displacement, you know.

[Impy]

A picture of the Rev in a hot tub should be given to every girl in high school to promote abstinence.