Sharpton Hot Tub Request Approved By Iowa Officials

Republicans for Sharpton 2004 News Release ^ | June 10, 2003 | Metro Spy

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The Reverend Al Sharpton is the latest of the Democratic candidates for President to announce plans to attend America's Hometown Forum on Saturday June 21.

As a condition before accepting the invitation, Sharpton will be allowed a portable spa, complete with pumps, chlorine and fresh water.

Fourum planners have purchased additional supports and extra lighting in order to accomadate the Reverends unusual request.

The 2000 gallons of water required to fill the spa will be trucked in the night before.

Due to prior committments, Connecticut United States Senator Joe Lieberman so far has declined his invitation to the town hall meeting.

However, he says he may reconsider if he is allowed to sit in the tob tub next to Sharpton.

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[Pukin Dog]

Right now, any high-profile black democrat could ask to have any member of the DNC served up on a platter with an apple in their mouth and a celery stick up their arse, and probably get it overnight.

If only 5% more of blacks dont vote Democrat, the Dems will be destroyed.

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Donna Braziles strategy of backing Carol Mostly Fraud has really backfired, she is already talking about getting out of the election in the fall..

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I note the dateline for the story was Newton, IA, home of Maytag...

[mountaineer]

Sometimes it make me break out in a cold sweat!
One two three four!

Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah-full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot... Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!)
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!)
Well, well, well...

Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!

HHHHIIIGGGHH!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me...

I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
Ha! Lilin! Lidilin! Eh!
A gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna make me sweat!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna get me in the hot tub!
I can't stand it!
Here I go! I can't stand it!

Here I go in the hot tub!
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna get it wet-ah!
Good God!
HHHIIIIGGHHH!! Ha!
Good God!
Rub a dub!
In the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Good God!
Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Gonna set me free!

Don't go away! We'll be right back with more Celebrity Hot Tub!

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Time to 'Slap the Donkey!'

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Is that the home of the Maytag Repairman from WKRP?

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[StriperSniper]

The 2000 gallons of water required to fill the spa will be trucked in the night before.

He wants special water trucked in?

[xsmommy]

the white devils gonna join Big Al in the tub?

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And with Condi Rice on the '08 ticket the Dims will be finished..

[Constitution Day]

Heh!

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Is this for his hair treatments?

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ping

[Freakazoid]

That was classic Eddie Murphy! Loved it!

[TheGrimReaper]

planners have purchased additional supports

Rev. Al must be quite a load, eh?

Come on, all you white devils and bloodsuckers! Rally for Al!

[xsmommy]

the thought of a partially clad al in a hot tub is making me queasy....

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Now this is funny!

Go Al Go! ping

If you would like on or off the Go Al Go ping list, please freepmail me.

[Grampa Dave]

Hot Tub Al will make sure that the tub is filled with American Bottled Water and not a water bottled in France.

Go Big Al! Getting hotter everyday!

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Absolutely! No Evian for this fella..