Two Witnesses Warn of Final Plagues in Second Book

http://www.digsongs.com/testify ^ | 8-Jun-03 | DIGSongs

[DIGSongs]

Seven months after beginning their testimony, the Two Witnesses have been called by God to write a second book, warning of the final plagues, now being sent to the earth. These final plagues will be immediately succeeded by the Second Coming of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus. The final harvest will soon be underway. Details available at:

Testimony of the Two Witnesses

[johnb838]

Aw man.... where's that "not this shit again" picture when I need it. I thought we were through with all this crap for another thousand years. Or at least the rest of MY lifetime. I think all us 20th centuriers have had enough to last a lifetime.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Time is short

The Atlantic Monthly tends to be longer.

[johnb838]

Doesn't Revelation state that the Antichrist will come and make peace in the middle east before installing himself as ruler of the world before all this happens?

[Interesting Times]

It's frogs, isn't it?

I just knew this would happen.

[Yeti]

you'll see that my post
is in quotes. I do haiku,
but I quote normal...

I can see what you mean about "quote"
As opposed to the words that *you* wrote,
I must say I'm impressed,
All your posts are the best
I was wrong and had no cause to gloat. ; )

[Poohbah]

Seven months after beginning their testimony, the Two Witnesses have been called by God to write a second book

God called me to write a book too, but His advance check bounced.

Tell them to get their money up front.

BWAHAHAHA!

[RightWhale]

Am I the only one who thinks that this is blasphemous ?

Yes. It would be heretical, though, to one religious corporation or another.

[Mad Dawgg]

"They say going to the Holy Land can do strange things to some people..."

Pissed me off when I went...

Drove all the way to Lynchburg Tennessee...

took the tour...

and THEN they tell me it is a dry county!

[wingnuts'nbolts]

I wonder why it is such a chore to simply believe that which is given in our interests and with God's love to believe? It does not matter what the timing of events is. It is the willingness to believe that seems to be the very thing that keeps people from it. Go figure! Now or 2000 years from now, where is the harm in believing along the way. Non believing certainly has brought wickedness to our world in abundance. Try it it may like you.