LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

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[Servant of the Nine]

but please wash the hands when your done!!

LOL! That is something that I hope any guy would do.

In the North, they teach a gentleman to wash his hands after micturation.
In the South we teach a gentleman not to piss on his hands.

So9

[ChefKeith]

that reminds me of my sister-in-law. She was at her mother-in-law's for a visit and her M-I-L was an "under" person. My sister-in-law is an "over" person. This is what happens when two "alpha" females are staying in the same house. Whenever my s-i-l used the toilet she would switch the toilet paper roll from "under" to "over". Then whenever she went back to the toilet, the roll was mysteriously "under" again.

Sounds to Me like they have WAY too much time on the hands.

Next time You are over there install a second holder and put one roll each way, then watch the fun...

[Centurion2000]

bump

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Actually, several of those things sounded like me. (I'm thinking that might not be good.)

[Centurion2000]

I love this and don't have a problem with any of it. But what if we basically look like and act like and dress like a Victoria's Secret girl and he STILL won't act like a soap opera guy?

Would that be because watching soap operas for a guy is less preferable to say ... pre-fontal lobotomy and castration .... ????

My own summary of soap operas ..... someone's in trouble, someone's just getting out of trouble and dealing with consequences, someone's having an affair, someone's getting in trouble ... and about once every year someone dies.

That pretty much says it all for soap operas. What do women see in these things ??

[geege]

Thank God for the "night light":0)

[wimpycat]

LOL! Actually, my sister-in-law did it as a sort of joke, just to see what her mother-in-law would do.

[honeygrl]

"My sister-in-law is an "over" person. This is what happens when two "alpha" females are staying in the same house. Whenever my s-i-l used the toilet she would switch the toilet paper roll from "under" to "over". Then whenever she went back to the toilet, the roll was mysteriously "under" again. "

I switch my parents from under to over everytime I go to their house, sometimes in both bathrooms. They only live 5 minutes away so I take the kids over a lot.

[null and void]

Margaret? Is that you???

[honeygrl]

"The question still remains - Why couldn't you just donate the money instead? "

Because hair is what children in chemo need. There are plenty of places that donate money. Not so many donating hair.

[honeygrl]

"besides, I like the look of a French braid and you can't do those with short hair"

I can't do those with long hair. Especially to my own hair. Maybe I'll get someone to teach hubby to do it for me. He already dyes my hair for me.

[Servant of the Nine]

"Learn how to work the toilet seat"....hey guys, we already know but what you don't realize is that a bathroom trip during the middle of the night is done in the dark (for your comfort)!! I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain."

I can manage the toilet seat, up or down, but the cute toilet seat covers that are so thick the lid and seat won't stay up have to go.

If you don't allocate one hand to holding them, they will swing down like a lesbian with nunchuks on Mr. Happy every time. This will definitely cause overspray, not to mention screams in the night.
Besides, "It takes two hands to handle a whopper"

So9

[BSunday]

Uh, I know this now. PLEASE READ the post 176. It would have saved you a few key strokes.

[JoeSixPack1]

Format c:\ and install Virtual Girl 2.0 and MS Money. You might get acne and a hairy palm, but your computer won't crash and your wallet won't disintegrate!!

<|:0~~~

[BlueNgold]

On toilet seats .. I used to put it down, and the top lid too .. and would then get in trouble for doing THAT. One night she was kind sleepy-groggy, sat down, and kinda made a mess... Then I got in trouble for laughing when I had to go get her the mop and 409...

[=Intervention=]

Exactly! It is nothing more than a stereotype of men and by watching it I become that stereotype and sell-out to the PC version of men as stupid drooling brutes that they're pushing. Forget that.

[Mr. Mojo]

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be!

Saturdays as well. ....Like today, for instance: 1) Yankee game in 5 minutes (where Roger Clemems goes for his 300th win), 2) The Belmont in a few hours (where Funnycide competes to win the third leg of the Triple Crown), and Arturo Gatti vs. Mickey Ward tonight at 7:00pm on HBO (the rubber match in their entertaining 3-fight series).

[cake_crumb]

"Men also want to feel they are the center of her universe."

LOL...darned right they do, which is why mine's spoiled rotten. As long as he REMEMBERS he's spoiled rotten, he doesn't have a problem...if he forgets...well, no more guaranteed spoiling rotten for him.

[JoeSixPack1]

There is a tested and approved procedure for seat top smackaroonie prevention!

Remove heavy carpet seat cover and discard, lift seat with left hand, stand back 12 inches and smile. :-)

Claim ignorance when confronted with "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SEAT COVER?" Smile and change subject to dinner at Wong's chinese joint.

If still breathing, make reservations for two!

[null and void]

Telling whoppers again swervie?...