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Tape may hold evidence in Kent thong rampage
King County Journal ^ | 2003-05-29 | Bruce Rommel

Posted on 06/05/2003 10:51:49 AM PDT by Ethan Clive Osgoode

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1 posted on 06/05/2003 10:51:49 AM PDT by Ethan Clive Osgoode
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
The "Jackass Nation" marches on...

Actually, this is pretty funny!

2 posted on 06/05/2003 10:54:50 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
The golfer also smashed the video camera with a No. 9 iron...

Freeper golfers, help! Is this the right club?

3 posted on 06/05/2003 10:56:07 AM PDT by Grut
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Kent Thong Rampage" - there's a movie deal in that title.
4 posted on 06/05/2003 10:56:35 AM PDT by talleyman (Two thongs don't make a right)
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Coming soon to a theater near you: "Kent Thong Rampage"

Starring Traci Lords and the late John Agar, directed by Ted V. Mikels.
5 posted on 06/05/2003 10:58:07 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: Grut
Freeper golfers, help! Is this the right club?

Different clubs work different ways for each player, depending on developed head speed during the swing. I'm thinking I would have used a 7-iron.

6 posted on 06/05/2003 10:59:43 AM PDT by brewcrew (It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift)
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
bump
7 posted on 06/05/2003 10:59:44 AM PDT by RippleFire
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
Both teens, who aren't gay, say they probably provoked the man by laughing and by asking him if he was homophobic and if he ``had a problem'' with gay people

Next line...because they have been brainwashed into believing being gay is a completely acceptable and in some ways, superior, lifestyle. They know they watch Will and Grace.

8 posted on 06/05/2003 11:00:05 AM PDT by riri
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To: Drew68
There is a spot in Jackass the Movie where the jackasses honk air horns just as the golfers hit their balls.

A few golfers teed them up and zinged the balls right at the perps.

It was pretty funny.

IMHO most golfers (the ones that consider it a religion) are pretty much selfish pr!cks though. I live on a golf course.

9 posted on 06/05/2003 11:01:52 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
Was Jack Nicholson visiting Kent?
10 posted on 06/05/2003 11:02:10 AM PDT by KellyAdmirer
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To: brewcrew
naaah, due to the short distance, and the hazzards, I would have used the pitching wedge
11 posted on 06/05/2003 11:03:19 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Private 1st Class - 101st Viking Kitty.....Valhalla.....All the Way!)
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To: brewcrew
Definately as 7-iron. The 7's loft combined with the slightly longer length of shaft creates much more force. It is also the choice for giving a thorough beating to the idiot homosexual prancing around the golf course, causing you to slice your stroke.....
12 posted on 06/05/2003 11:05:27 AM PDT by TheBattman (Big Brother is closer than you would like to know......)
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To: brewcrew
Different clubs work different ways for each player, depending on developed head speed during the swing. I'm thinking I would have used a 7-iron.


Shouldn't he have used a "mashie"? ;-)
13 posted on 06/05/2003 11:08:02 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (Support Our Troops! Screw France.)
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
After Machowski dropped his video camera, the golfer hit it with the 9-iron, say both teens.

What was he thinking? For a video camera, I would use a 5-wood.

14 posted on 06/05/2003 11:08:19 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Stanley Cup - back to Jersey; NBA Title - back to Texas (San Antonio, that is))
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To: Zavien Doombringer
It kind of depends on whether or not you wanted to hide the evidence in the water hazard, and how far the path is from the water. Knowing my abilities, I'd choose the longer club. If you can do it with a wedge, you are a better golfer than I. LOL! ;^D
15 posted on 06/05/2003 11:10:51 AM PDT by brewcrew (It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift)
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Freeper golfers, help! Is this the right club?

Jack Nicholson likes the nine iron in these situations, or so I've heard.

16 posted on 06/05/2003 11:11:57 AM PDT by babaloo999
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To: Tunehead54
Shouldn't he have used a "mashie"? ;-)

LOL!!!

17 posted on 06/05/2003 11:13:08 AM PDT by brewcrew (It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift)
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To: TheBattman
The 7's loft combined with the slightly longer length of shaft creates much more force. It is also the choice for giving a thorough beating to the idiot homosexual prancing around the golf course, causing you to slice your stroke.....

I like the way you think. ;^D

18 posted on 06/05/2003 11:13:58 AM PDT by brewcrew (It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift)
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To: Ethan Clive Osgoode
Kent: My hometown!

My classmate, Jeff, once rolled a bowling ball down Queen Anne Hill, a very steep hill near downtown Seattle. The bowling ball was stopped by and embedded in the front grille of a large sedan, a picture of which was prominently displayed on the front page of the Seattle Times the next day.

Separately, Jack once threw a rotted cantaloupe at an oncoming car while descending 140th down to the Cedar River. The resulting car chase ended about 100 miles later after speeds exceeded 120.

Streaking was well practiced, including at graduation and the Senior play. The young "lady" was easily recognizable in spite of the bag over her head.

Plenty of wild times in Kent, circa 1980.
19 posted on 06/05/2003 11:18:15 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Tax & Spend Democrats HARM the economy; Buchananite Protectionists would DESTROY it.)
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To: Grut
Freeper golfers, help! Is this the right club?

Just as long as you do not use a wood, they might enjoy it.

20 posted on 06/05/2003 11:18:18 AM PDT by SquirrelKing (Is it Friday yet?)
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