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Weapons Of Mass Stupidity - (Or only stupid people watch FoxNews - Barf)
Creative Loafing (Charlotte) ^ | June 4, 2003 | HAL CROWTHER

Posted on 06/04/2003 8:48:29 PM PDT by TaxRelief

Fox News hits a new lowest common denominator

...The wondrous blessing God bestowed on Gustave Flaubert -- and on America's own great chroniclers of contagious stupidity, Mark Twain and H.L. Mencken -- is that they lived and died without imagining a thing like Fox News. It's easy to laugh at Rupert Murdoch's outrageous mongrel, the impossible offspring of supermarket tabloids, sitcom news spoofs, police-state propaganda mills and the World Wrestling Federation.

Fox News is an oxymoron and Cheech and Chong would have made a more credible team of war correspondents than Geraldo Rivera and Ollie North. Neither Saturday Night Live nor the 1973 film Network, Paddy Chayefsky's corrosive satire of TV news, could even approach the comic impact of Geraldo embedded, or of Fox's pariah parade, its mothball fleet of experts who always turn out to be disgraced or indicted Republican refugees. If Ed Meese, Newt Gingrich and Elliott Abrams couldn't fill your sails with mirth, you could count on the recently deposed Viceroy of Virtue and High Regent of Rectitude, my old schoolmate Blackjack Bill Bennett.

With its red-faced, hyperventilating reactionaries and slapstick abuse of lame "liberal" foils who serve them as crash dummies, Fox News could easily be taken as pure entertainment, even as inspired burlesque of the rightwing menagerie. But the problem -- in fact, the serious problem - is that Fox isn't kidding, and brownshirts aren't funny.

Harper's reports that Fox commentator Bill O'Reilly became so infuriated by the son of a 9-ll victim who opposed the war -- "I'm against it and my father would have been against it, too" -- that he cursed the man and even threatened him off-camera. A Fox TV anchor, one Neil Cavuto, celebrated the fall of Baghdad by informing all of us who opposed the war in March, "You were sickening then, you are sickening now." If reports are accurate, these troubled men are neither bad journalists nor even bad actors portraying journalists -- they're mentally unbalanced individuals whose partisan belligerence is pressing them to the brink of psychosis.

(Excerpt) Read more at charlotte.creativeloafing.com ...


TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; Politics/Elections; US: New York; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: blather; foxnews; liberaldrivel; mediabias; mikeymoron; murdoch; propaganda; stupidwhiteguys; waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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To: Buckeroo
But do you feel assured about GWBush being a conservative? I mean wasting one trillion US taxpayer dollars going after OBL and Saddam and not one thing has turned up, yet. BTW, where are those WMD, promised by GWBush?

Why are you being confrontational and trying to disrupt? There is no reason to do this on FR. We are conservative, thinking individuals that do not appreciate the liberal lines (dimocRatic spin) being posted here.

161 posted on 06/05/2003 8:36:54 AM PDT by zip
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
>>> ... I imagine that Colmes is not feeling very appreciated these days by his own side.

I'm sure there are a lot of liberals feeling left out by their own kind. =^)

The barf alert would have been okay, but I'm not impressed with a certain group of FReepers who find this stuff worthwhile. A post went up the other day along the same lines as this article. I brought it to the attention of the moderator. He said "no thanks" to the poster and removed it. This sleaze isn't worthy of Freerepublic. Some folks don't get it though.

162 posted on 06/05/2003 8:53:13 AM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: TaxRelief
LOL Obviously, someone's jealous of Fox News' ratings.
163 posted on 06/05/2003 8:59:18 AM PDT by MEGoody
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To: Jay D. Dyson
>>>What is your major malfunction, sport?

You're watching too much of drill sergeant R. Lee Emery, sport. LOL

No malfunction here. I have an appreciation for honest and fair debate. So far what I've witnessed from you is a desire to defend liberal rhetoric and argue with conservatives about the positive attributes of that liberal rhetoric. From your incessent opining on th subject, its obvious you get enjoyment defending the type of liberal rhetoric that is contained in this article. Why else would you press the issue so strongly? These tit-for-tat, repetitive posts of yours that employ the same wornout cliches again and again are boring. The problem is, you have nothing interesting to say.

>>>If anyone's acting like a rabid Leftist who can't stand a common sense view on the matter, it's you.

Common sensed view? From your amateurish display on this thread, I seriously doubt you know what it means to hold common sensed views. And it's too late to try and turn the tables. Next time pick a good old fashioned conservative article to defend and stay away from the liberal attack dog rants. They'll only bring you trouble, sport.

164 posted on 06/05/2003 9:22:37 AM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: Jay D. Dyson
>>>As an aside, since you seem to think JimRob doesn't approve of threads such as this...

Just for the record, the two articles in question are totally different in style and substance. The fact you can't see that is your problem, not mine.

165 posted on 06/05/2003 9:43:03 AM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: Fawnn
Bumping Post #126 in SPITE of certain grumpy people.

Not you, Fawnn.

Thanks for the post. It is BEAUTIFULLY written.
166 posted on 06/05/2003 12:12:23 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Pray for America and Israel)
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To: Brad's Gramma
From one Gramma to another:

Thanks!!!
167 posted on 06/05/2003 12:16:23 PM PDT by Fawnn (I think therefore I'm halfway there....)
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To: Fawnn
:-)
168 posted on 06/05/2003 12:17:35 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Pray for America and Israel)
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To: Reagan Man
Go home, little boy. I hear your mother calling.
169 posted on 06/05/2003 1:29:16 PM PDT by Jay D. Dyson (Liberty * Liberalism = Constant)
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To: TaxRelief
Ah! Satan's favorite trick. Tell 'em they're stupid if they believe in God. (It's the old "only the subintelligent masses believe in God," trick.) Wouldn't Crowther be surprised if he saw the IQ test results of Conservatives, as a whole?

Yup! And as the old quote goes, "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist." (Keyser Soze)

-Jay

170 posted on 06/05/2003 1:32:04 PM PDT by Jay D. Dyson (Liberty * Liberalism = Constant)
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To: Reagan Man; Admin Moderator
Using this logic, every Barf Alert should be pulled and we can rest assured that no one will have any idea what the left is up to.

The fact is, some people come solely to Freerepublic for their information, and the occasional barf alert is a good launch pad for debate.

Besides, that, this is a call to duty! Freepers must be alerted to know that they are needed to defend the institutions of conservative news! %^)

171 posted on 06/05/2003 3:02:15 PM PDT by TaxRelief
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
I have always said, "It takes more guts to be 'Colmes' than almost any other newscaster/host in the business." Actually, it is amazing that, after everything Colmes has been exposed to, he hasn't come to see the light (the conservative light, that is).
172 posted on 06/05/2003 3:07:40 PM PDT by TaxRelief
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March; Reagan Man
The headline does say BARF! Doesn't it?
173 posted on 06/05/2003 3:20:03 PM PDT by TaxRelief
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To: Jay D. Dyson
Wow. The obilgatory personal insult and right on cue.

Not satisfied with simply losing the argument, you had to go all the way and show everyone what an all around loser you really are. Good job, sport. LOL

Actually, you're pathetic.

174 posted on 06/05/2003 4:54:44 PM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: TaxRelief
You want some cheese with that whine?
175 posted on 06/05/2003 4:58:41 PM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: Reagan Man
Wow. The obilgatory personal insult and right on cue.

This coming from a schmuck whose answer to my encouraging him to constructively participate was (and I quote), "Grow up."

Yup...you've got all the hallmarks of being a rabid Leftist. You're self-righteous, pompous, hypocritical, full of s---, and about as much fun as an Imam at a pool party.

Looks like it's time to send in St. Dogbert to exorcise you...

-Jay

176 posted on 06/05/2003 5:48:19 PM PDT by Jay D. Dyson (Liberty * Liberalism = Constant)
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To: TaxRelief
I'm happy to see that the liberals feel the need to silence the channel of the people.
177 posted on 06/05/2003 5:50:53 PM PDT by Tempest
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To: Jay D. Dyson
More personal attacks. Hey, you're a real pro at mouthing off. Congrats! I'll bet you're a big hit down at the schoolyard too.

I didn't realize that two words, in this case, "grow up" would set you off so easily and lead you to screaming out a barrage of insults. You must learn to control your emotions. I know its hard for you, dealing with all that adolescent anger. Since you like Dogbert so much, try watching the Cartoon Channel, it might releave your frustrations.

If that doesn't help, have your parents bring you to a reputable psychologist, psychiatrist or even your family doctor. I've heard that therapy combined with the right medication and you'll be back on your feet in a few years. It worked for liberals like Sean Penn and Nick Nolte and it could work for you too. Just stick with it, sport.

178 posted on 06/05/2003 8:09:37 PM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: KCmark
Thanks for taking the time respond.

I think the comment "I don't see how anyone can vote for Bush again" should be juxtaposed, on it's own, along side any comment you make regardless of the context in which you used it.

On it's own, it says a world of things about you and your views.

179 posted on 06/05/2003 8:21:36 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one
....the time to respond.
180 posted on 06/05/2003 8:25:15 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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