I didn't realize that two words, in this case, "grow up" would set you off so easily and lead you to screaming out a barrage of insults. You must learn to control your emotions. I know its hard for you, dealing with all that adolescent anger. Since you like Dogbert so much, try watching the Cartoon Channel, it might releave your frustrations.
If that doesn't help, have your parents bring you to a reputable psychologist, psychiatrist or even your family doctor. I've heard that therapy combined with the right medication and you'll be back on your feet in a few years. It worked for liberals like Sean Penn and Nick Nolte and it could work for you too. Just stick with it, sport.
No way I could top you, especially considering that your reptertoire consists of you jumping up and down, screaming... 
Look, sport...you were amusing at the start. Now you're just being petulant and shrill.
Do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor: get a clue, get a life, or get out.
-Jay