U.S. brothel offers free sex to returning troops

Reuters ^ | Tue, Jun 03, 2003

[presidio9]

Talk about what you can do for your country! -- In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq (news - web sites) war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items. Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 (31,000 pounds) -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"

[Lockbar]

Yep, these Nevada hookers try to get $1000 per session. What a bunch of junk! For $1000 you can get a nice package deal to Europe for 3-4 days and have enough money left over for 3 or 4 "acts" in a legal German brothel. (I know, avoid the German hookers with hairy legs!) You get to see Europe and get some "something-something". A much better deal, but, um, of course I would never do anything like that. ;-)

[SERE_DOC]

Question of the day:

What do you call the offspring of prostitutes?

Brothel Sprouts

[desertcry]

don't ask, don't tell Yeah, I see, but that would be GROSS, YAK! It's bad enough to use one's husband's tooth brush! Immagine, picking up a used tooth brush on LA's airport floor and brushing one's teeth with it. What these 3 women were up to is well beyond that!

[Jen]

You stay lost for 2 weeks and look where you turn up. Aim High!

Ummmmmmm... I was searching for you?? ;-)

[Darksheare]

Hey! I thought you stayed away from weird places!
I expect to see you at the dimensional doors on teh double!
How have you been lately?

[Jen]

Hey! I thought you stayed away from weird places!

Ummmmmmmmm, I was searching for larryjohnson and you?? ;-)

I've been OK but traveling back and forth to Alabama and Indiana recently. Plus a new part-time job and finishing 3 classes this quarter leaves little time to FReep. I'll need a raincheck on that dimensional door trip. OK?

[ewing]

Are the three women hot?

[Slings and Arrows]

I mean, why is it illegal for a woman to sell something that she can legally give away for free?

It's an outrage! We should all write to the Fish and Wildlife committees of our state legislatures and demand...

Ummm, we are talking about meat taken by hunting, right?

Oh.

Never mind...

[Jay D. Dyson]

Ummm, we are talking about meat taken by hunting, right?

Don't I wish! ;)

-Jay

[oceanperch]

I think the popsicle sticks were referring to holding up his third leg.

[Darksheare]

Raincheck?
Oh... *sigh, sweeps floor with boot* alrighty.

*Needle needle, nudge nudge, poke poke, chuckle chuckle*

[Cottontail Ranch]

I think it's all great!


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