Lesbian Wiccans Save America (SELF-PARODY ALERT!)

San Francisco Chronicle (the BAY GUARDIAN with a Sports page...) ^ | 5/30/03 | Mark Morford

[MikalM]

There is the wild and crazily cute fetish-object success of the Mini Cooper and the minor sensation that is the eco-friendly GOP-smackin' Toyota Prius and the imminent arrival of the insanely funkytiny DaimlerChrysler Smart car in the U.S., maybe, someday soon, let's hope.

[MikalM]

I know, I know...I said I wasn't going to post Moronford's insane drivel here, but this one is too good to pass up. He seems to be coming more unhinged every week.

[shadowman99]

head-scratching bookmark.

[Mister Baredog]

And this is what you must do. Find those things that give you a jolt of encouragement and a sly gleam of bliss and a tiny lick of reassurance that all is not lost even though it probably is but what the hell, do it anyway, see what happens, see if you don't feel just a tiny bit better.

RUSH is right. They're getting kookier by the day.

This guy is a KOOL-AID and TIN FOIL HAT kind of philosopher. LOL

[JennysCool]

and the just-passed $350 billion tax cut that will further bankrupt public schools and gouge Medicare and stab at the heart of Social Security and give a huge extra chunk of gilded cash to the long-suffering uber-rich.

Kool-Aid? You said it! Whatta party hack!

[LiteKeeper]

read later

[Lurking Libertarian]

Because who wouldn't love a world with better cars and more illuminating books and gorgeous art-drenched movies and pure untainted foods and more anti-GOP awareness and more radiant bodies and widespread interstate dildo purchases and lesbian Wiccans tongue kissing on TV? Exactly.

What can I say?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Because who wouldn't love a world with better cars and more illuminating books and gorgeous art-drenched movies and pure untainted foods and more anti-GOP awareness and more radiant bodies and widespread interstate dildo purchases and lesbian Wiccans tongue kissing on TV?

The only way this pinhead could materially increase the number of "interstate dildo purchases" would be to offer himself up for bid on eBay. :)

[Paul C. Jesup]

This guy is a KOOL-AID and TIN FOIL HAT kind of philosopher. LOL

Perhaps he is drinking kool-aid from a tin foil cup. LOL

[Paul C. Jesup]

Lesbian Wiccans Save America

Somebody tell this guy that Buffy is over.

[facedown]

There is the surprising population recovery of the gorgeous and once-endangered California condor...

To each his own, Mark.

Double entendre intended!

[txzman]

Drivel. Not worth posting.

[Arkinsaw]

The only way this pinhead could materially increase the number of "interstate dildo purchases" would be to offer himself up for bid on eBay.

:-)

[razorback-bert]

"Stupid White Men" has been on the N.Y. Times best-seller list for nearly a year, well into an unprecedented 58th printing, the top-selling nonfiction book of 2002

This factoid, I don't really understand.

Oh, it is the NYT's list.

[MattAMiller]

He's right people! We aren't doing near enough work. We need to set up Condor Burger Conglomerated right now. And we need to pump those things full of synthetic preservatives. We'll use the leftover sludge to grease up old people's walkers.

We'll bulldoze art museums, independent theatres,and bike co-ops to make room for our new restraunts. Let's get to work.

[xm177e2]

His reference to interstate dildo purchases is because sex toys are illegal in some states (so people go out of state to buy them, or buy them illegally, etc.)

[spodefly]

I got about 9/10ths of the way through this and started thinking "Wow, this is the first Morford drivel-fest that I have ever read that doesn't mention anal sex or dildos."

Then I got to the last paragraph.

[Old Sarge]

I'm sorry I forced myself to read the screed.

Shame on you, Mikal! (THWAP!)

(/sarcasm off)

[Oztrich Boy]

Lesbian Wiccans Save America
Somebody tell this guy that Buffy is over.

Yeah but the Lesbian Wiccan did save America.

And does noöne remember the rules here?

[Paul C. Jesup]

She also once tried to destory the world in season 6.

[Oztrich Boy]

Just showing how much she cared.

That's what happens when the phrase "I feel your pain" really has meaning.