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(Oprah Guest) Horse poops on floor of American Airlines First Class Cabin (hold muh fertilizer)
The Wallstreet Journal ^ | Wednesday, May 21, 2003 | SCOTT MCCARTNEY

Posted on 05/21/2003 11:16:44 PM PDT by ContentiousObjector

Flight Attendant to Horse:
Why the Long Face?

Cuddles Caused a Bit of Stir in 1st Class,
But One Little Mishap Was Overlooked

Air travel can be a messy business, especially if you are flying with a horse. Take the following excerpt from an American Airlines passenger record last week:

"PAX WAS TRAVELING WITH A MINIATURE SERVICE HORSE IN SEAT 3A. HORSE HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON THE CARPET OF THE BULKHEAD. CABIN SVC HAD TO DO EXCESSIVE CLEANING IN ORDER FOR AIRCRAFT TO LEAVE FOR THE NEXT FLIGHT. STRONG ODOR ALSO HAD TO BE AIRED OUT.?ORD CSM JP INCUSCI"

It seems the passenger -- "PAX" in airline shorthand -- was flying from Boston to Chicago for a taping of "The Oprah Winfrey Show." The man, Dan Shaw, is legally blind, and his seeing-eye guide, Cuddles, qualifies as a "service horse." Under U.S. Federal Aviation Administration rules, service animals may travel in the cabin with the passenger, and airlines accommodate all sorts of creatures. Since even miniature horses standing at just over 2 feet tall and weighing 70 pounds don't fit in the main cabin, they have to fly first-class.

The show, which was scheduled to air Tuesday, was appropriately titled "That's Incredible!"

The things airlines end up transporting often are a slice of the lives people lead. On the inanimate side, foreign visitors often turn up trying to check washing machines and television sets purchased on U.S. shopping trips.

Animals usually make for more interesting stories. Movie stars want first-class seats for their pets, and such arrangements have to be approved in advance. Airlines keep track of unruly Hollywood pets, as you might imagine. But the well-behaved ones are welcomed with open arms, so long as they are paying customers. Jack Lemmon's standard poodle, Chloe, had a wonderful reputation among airline folks, and the late actor always bought a first-class seat for her.

Just recently, the U.S. Department of Transportation clarified rules that had been applied mostly to dogs so as to include "service animals," saying airlines could be forced to accommodate all manner of beasts if mental-health professionals declare that they are necessary for relieving stress and flying anxiety. If a monkey is necessary to help a passenger get through a flight, the DOT said, then the monkey can come along.

"Animals that assist persons with disabilities by providing emotional support qualify as service animals," the DOT said, noting that "service animals also perform a much wider variety of functions than ever before."

The rules, published May 9, update guidelines issued by the DOT in 1996 that dealt mostly with dogs assisting passengers who can't see or hear. The new rules more specifically define what a service animal is and who can have one. They also spell out what steps airlines need to take, such as determining whether the animal poses a health or safety threat to others, or would disrupt cabin service, and when animals can legally be "refused carriage in the cabin." The new guidelines benefited from the suggestions of advocates for the disabled, as well as from recommendations by the airlines, the DOT said.

Mr. Shaw depends on his horse. He told Ms. Winfrey that he feared getting attached to a guide dog with a relatively short life span. Cuddles, he said, has a lifespan of more than 30 years. "I think the most incredible thing Cuddles has done for me is she made me realize that being blind ain't so bad," he said on the show. "She's the best friend I've ever had. It's like having a new life." Mr. Shaw's even devoted a Web site to her.

Nearly three years ago, a pot-bellied pig flew in the first-class cabin of a US Airways flight from Philadelphia to Seattle because her owner said she needed the pig's companionship to relieve stress. US Air classified the pig as a service animal. So it's true, pigs can fly.

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KEYWORDS: airbus; airlines; airplanes; americanairlines; bee; boeing; holdmuhbeer; horses; maine
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To: ContentiousObjector

Cuddles

21 posted on 05/22/2003 7:17:47 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay (occupied)
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To: firebrand; StarFan; Dutchy; stanz; RaceBannon; Cacique; Clemenza; rmlew; NYC GOP Chick; ...
A horse traveling in First Class on American Airlines. I think I've heard it all now...

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ping list.

22 posted on 05/22/2003 7:27:25 AM PDT by nutmeg (USA: Land of the Free - Thanks to the Brave)
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To: nutmeg
A horse traveling in First Class on American Airlines. I think I've heard it all now...

I recall reading about some woman traveling with a pig a year or so ago, again as a 'service' animal. My recollection is that she flew from Philly to Chicago and that the pig squeeled a good part of the way. (and yes, it also did that other thing.)

23 posted on 05/22/2003 7:36:10 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: ContentiousObjector
I recall Ronald Reagan saying he loved the smell of horse manure-- it reminded him of the great outoors, camping, hunting, riding...

But then, he didn't have to spend hours trapped in a narrow metal tube with a fresh pile of it. And a service horse's diet might be different from Trigger's. A certain Seinfeld episode comes to mind...
24 posted on 05/22/2003 7:42:45 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: mountaineer
Expect gridlock on W. 47th St. between 6 and 8 tonight. Bill Clinton is due to speak ..

NOW.. that's offensive!

25 posted on 05/22/2003 7:54:01 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay (occupied)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
Beefareeno? Rusty!!
26 posted on 05/22/2003 7:56:06 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: ContentiousObjector
Dan Shaw & Cuddles Pictures and/or Video
27 posted on 05/22/2003 8:00:22 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay (occupied)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
I recall Ronald Reagan saying he loved the smell of horse manure-- it reminded him of the great outdoors, camping, hunting, riding...

I agree with Reagan. I would rather clean up after my horse, than clean up after a lot of people I've known. As for the airline accident, the horse could have worn a "Parade Diaper".

28 posted on 05/22/2003 8:11:43 AM PDT by elbucko (If Bush is called a "Warhead", what is Bill Clinton called?)
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To: elbucko

Cuddles was 'house broken' and had never had an accident on a plane up until this point. (source:video above)

29 posted on 05/22/2003 8:15:19 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay (occupied)
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To: ContentiousObjector
I'm the shmoe that ends up buying a full fare ticket and sitting next to the #^&@() horse, monkey, circus freak, etc!!!!! Let me tell you about the time the 500 pound woman was shoehorned into the seat next to me and required TWO seatbelt extenders to buckle up. . . Geez!
30 posted on 05/22/2003 8:30:02 AM PDT by NFOShekky (Freedom Is Never Free.)
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To: Ken H
I've found it's best to use one's private jet for any travel over 50 miles.

Oh,absolutly!

31 posted on 05/22/2003 8:31:43 AM PDT by yankeedame ("Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.")
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To: fight_truth_decay
you've got to be kidding me....
32 posted on 05/22/2003 8:41:17 AM PDT by MatthewViti
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To: TC Rider
I recall reading about some woman traveling with a pig a year or so ago, again as a 'service' animal. My recollection is that she flew from Philly to Chicago and that the pig squeeled a good part of the way. (and yes, it also did that other thing.)

I remember that story, too! A radio station around here interviewed a few people related to the story. She said the pig helped her relax because flying was stressful. The pig not only squeeled its way across the country but it was running up and down the aisles, pooped in the aisle, and was going up to passageners after the meal was served and rubbing his snout into thier legs begging for food!! I may have the article some place.

33 posted on 05/22/2003 8:46:11 AM PDT by retrokitten
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To: ContentiousObjector
I hope first class was filled with the chowder-headed liberals who produce these kinds of idiotic rules and that they were gagging most of the trip.

Hilarious story.
34 posted on 05/22/2003 10:06:12 AM PDT by justshutupandtakeit (RATS will use any means to denigrate George Bush's Victory.)
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To: ContentiousObjector
Cuddles might want to work on her etiquette, but I'd rather "ride" next to her than any of the pinhead dems running for the presidency. Hey, she's smarter, right?
35 posted on 05/22/2003 10:22:50 AM PDT by Rightfootforward
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To: mountaineer
If Beyoncé Knowles is a heaping steaming mound of dung, well, call me a s***-eater.
36 posted on 05/22/2003 11:34:30 AM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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To: retrokitten
The pig not only squeeled its way across the country but it was running up and down the aisles, pooped in the aisle, and was going up to passageners after the meal was served and rubbing his snout into thier legs begging for food!! I may have the article some place.

Man, I hate when Rosie O'Donnell is on my flight...

37 posted on 05/22/2003 11:37:29 AM PDT by AzSteven
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To: AzSteven
Man, I hate when Rosie O'Donnell is on my flight...

LMAO!!

38 posted on 05/22/2003 12:12:04 PM PDT by retrokitten
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To: D. Brian Carter
Surely you knew I was referring to x42!
39 posted on 05/22/2003 12:39:18 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
Oh sorry... I saw the plural and thought you were lumping the whole group into that category. Anyway, I don't even care about Beyonce's politics... not only is she hotter than hell, she has some real talent, too. I might even be convinced to attend this poopfest if accompanied by the lovely Ms. Knowles.
40 posted on 05/22/2003 1:59:20 PM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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