George W--Hottie Flyboy?

The Nation ^ | May 12 2002 | Katrina Vanden Heuvel

[Senator Pardek]

What is it with neocon women? They'll find any opportunity to bash the upper west side. In last Friday's Wall Street Journal, former Dan Quayle speech-writer and charter member of the rightwing, antifeminist Independent Women's Forum Lisa Schiffren shared her sex fantasies:

"I had the most astonishing thought last Thursday. After a long day of hauling the kids to playdates and ballet, I turned on the news. And there was the president, landing on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, stepping out of a fighter jet in that amazing uniform, looking--how to put it?--really hot. Also, presidential, of course. Not to mention credible as a commander in chief. But mostly 'hot' as in virile, sexy and powerful. You don't see that a lot in my neighborhood, the Upper West Side of Manhattan. (I'm told there's more of it in the 'red' states.)"

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, where are you hanging out? Not in my neighborhood, my upper west side. Haven't you walked through Riverside Park this spring? Checked out the running paths and soccer fields? What about the basketball courts at 92nd and Amsterdam?

And Lisa, on my upper west side we like our men to be "hot" in real life, not just in photo-ops. Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey (another Upper West Sider) summed it up well when, after subjecting the photographic record of Bush's combat getup to close scrutiny, she wondered if he had stuffed "socks down the front of the jumpsuit." (My gay friend Luccio says that internet images of Bush in uniform titled "Bush's Package" are wildly popular among his friends.)

The White House's Top Gun spectacle distorted reality in all sorts of ways. Why not use the photo-op to give GOP voters like Schiffren something to fantasize about at night?

[hobson]

eeeeeeewwwwww.... good one!

[Benjamin Dover]

Hey, say what you want about her views, but Katrina is a babe. I don't like her politics either, but I would certainly not mind kicking the tires. I just don't want to listen to her moaning her own name. I do agree however that she and Maureen have been buying their batteries in bulk since 911.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

And you wonder why Laura smiles like that....

[Paul Atreides]

What is it with neocon women?

What is it with ugly, wrinkled, saggy-titted, hairy-armpitted, mustached, muff-diving, baby-killing paleo-lib women?

[Paul Atreides]

If you had seen her on Hannity and Colmes the other night, you would revoke her babe status.

[SuziQ]

Haven't you walked through Riverside Park this spring? Checked out the running paths and soccer fields? What about the basketball courts at 92nd and Amsterdam?

They may be guys, but I bet they aren't interested in girls!

[Paul Atreides]

Isn't it funny how Latrina and The Dowdy One have to mention their "gay" friends. They just cannot say, "a friend." They have to let us all know that they are fag hags. As if we didn't know already.

[Seeking the truth]

Katrina used to be a babe but she is aging badly. (Could be all that pent-up stuff)

[Benjamin Dover]

No man can honestly consider her physically ugly. I imagine she has better hair days than others, but she's always looked do-able to me. To be in her mid forties, she cleans up real good. She's no Betty Rubble, but who is?

[Senator Pardek]

Others have tried and failed.

[Paul Atreides]

Put duct tape over her mouth and I'll agree with you.

[Benjamin Dover]

"Katrina used to be a babe but she is aging badly. (Could be all that pent-up stuff)"

If you had to go home to a 65 year old husband, you would probably use the aspirin method of birth control too. When she saw Bush in the flight suit, she probably said, "so that's why he had twins."

[Benjamin Dover]

"Put duct tape over her mouth and I'll agree with you."

There are other methods. Oh...never mind.

[HighWheeler]

"What is it with ugly, wrinkled, saggy-titted, hairy-armpitted, mustached, muff-diving, baby-killing paleo-lib women?"

You were doing really well until the last word.
They ain't women.
They are womyn, beyotches, witches, horsefaces, gynefugs, etc.

[El Gato]

I think Ms. Vanden Heuvel just "dissed" "W". Maybe we should sic Laura, or mabye some of the Bush babes, on him? Maybe Barbara...naw not Barbara that would be too horrible even for the likes of Katrina Vanden Heuvel.

[El Gato]

I thought it was a small transport and not a fighter...

Not a transport either. The S-3 was originally designed as an anti-submarine surveillance attack aircraft. It can act as a tanker and it has some electronic surveillence capabilities. It can carry up to 4 crewmembers, although I understand the current standard crew is only three, after the removal of some equipment. Since it can drop depth bombs, torpedoes, and some missles, it might be best to think of of it as an attack or bombing aircraft.

[Senator Pardek]

I'm no Bushbot, but that broad is not only an America-hater, by a hypocrite for not pointing out the multitude late-night orgasms that Slick Willy caused in lefty women by being unfaithful.

Isn't being faithful sexy?

[alwaysconservative]

Isn't being faithful sexy?

EXACTLY! This President is sexy because he's the anti-Clinton, and I find THAT very sexy. And his faithfulness and obvious caring for Laura is even sexier.

[IYAS9YAS]

You know...I should have known that. I gave tours at the Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Center (AMARC) at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ years ago and they had a few of those. I didn't see the speech or the landing and forgot what aircraft they said was used. Thanks for the clarification.

[GunRunner]

Dude, Katrina is all makeup. After she pops out of your shower at 10am on Saturday morning, you'd be thinking, "What the hell did I bring home last night?"