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The Yellow (by Rosie O'Donnell)
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| May 27, 2003
| Rosie O'Donnell
Posted on 05/14/2003 11:19:38 AM PDT by Mister Magoo
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To: TC Rider
Why did I think it was "Quite Right, Slick"?
To: Mister Magoo
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:34:46 AM PDT
by
MrConfettiMan
(#include <stdio.h> int main(int argc,char * argv[]) { printf("Hello, Free Republic!\n"); return 0; })
To: Mister Magoo
Rosie! Move away from the yellow!
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:34:46 AM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Mister Magoo
What the hell is this all about? I still don't understand all this yellow garbage. Maybe if we all hold hands and sing "We all live in a yellow submarine" together, it may help me understand.
To: Mister Magoo
So that's the contents of Rosie's brain. Scary. And waaaaaaayyyyyyyyy confusing. Now I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life. I hope such nightmares don't affect my yellow. That would be be a bummer.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:35:11 AM PDT
by
Luna
(Evil will not triumph...God is at the helm)
To: TheBigB
...and with my inability to make more yellowThat's an easy problem to solve, Rosie. A case of Budweiser will help you make more yellow...
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:35:16 AM PDT
by
egarvue
(Martin Sheen is not my president...)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Urine is yellow, I believe.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:36:48 AM PDT
by
50sDad
(Close the door! Are we cooling the entire neighborhood? And clean your room!)
To: Mister Magoo
The boy who first handed me my own piece of human form, himself. The bundle of bright yellow—warming my very core—formerly frozen and unhabitable. Parker. Boy? She adopted a child's child? I'm lost.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:37:14 AM PDT
by
cgk
(Liberal truisms are the useless children of hindsight.)
To: Mister Magoo; dighton; general_re; Poohbah
Perhaps she is having nightmares about Tony Orlando and Dawn.
To: egarvue
The column reads like it was written by a magnetic poetry kit. Near as one can tell, it was either dictated by a drowning corgi, or typed by the fists of a one-year old who'd just tasted Brussels sprouts for the first time. From the opening line ("So Michael Moore and Eminem won Oscars because the art they make is pure yellow,") to the closing paragraph ("So why did I leave my show? It took my yellow. I wanted it back. Without it, I can't live,") it reeks of a mental breakdown.
To: Mister Magoo
Can anyone say yellow?
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:40:36 AM PDT
by
AbsoluteJustice
(Kiss me I'm an INFIDEL!!!!)
To: Mister Magoo
Like, colors are cool, man.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:42:01 AM PDT
by
Spruce
To: Mister Magoo
Well, apparantly yellow has something to do with time travel judging by the date of the article. Perhaps in a week or two all this will make sense.
To: AbsoluteJustice
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:42:22 AM PDT
by
evets
(I got your 'yellow' right here babe...)
To: axel f
If you have read that junk five times, you should find yourself a good shrink. I'm not a shrink, never played one on TV, never been to one, (not denying that I possibly should have) but reading that thinh five times, sounds more than slightly masochistic. (just kidding....no, no....in all honesty, I'm, I'm serious.)
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:42:37 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Everytime you think of buying a movie ticket, make a donation to charity instead.)
To: Mister Magoo
What the hell is she talking about? She sounds like a sophomore in high school.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:45:20 AM PDT
by
Taffini
(I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat-boy)
To: Mister Magoo
Rosie must be confusing the Oscar with a "Yellow Statue."
My wife's Norwegian grandfather had a "yellow statue."
When it rang he would pick it up and say, "Yellow, statue?"
To: Mister Magoo
"Yellow"Well, she nailed the color of these hounds; give her that.
To: F.J. Mitchell
I'm not a shrink, never played one on TV, never been to one....Yea, yea, but you probably stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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posted on
05/14/2003 11:46:23 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Mister Magoo
Hey, Rosie, I got yer yellow right here:
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