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'Tattoo Night' to 'Mullet Night,' baseball stays fun
florida today ^
| May 2, 7:33 PM
| By Jeff D'Alessio
Posted on 05/09/2003 2:19:29 AM PDT by KneelBeforeZod
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:04:10 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Win or lose, the Brevard County Manatees and Vero Beach Dodgers are strongly advised to leave the field immediately following tonight's Florida State League baseball game in Viera.
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KEYWORDS: baseball; mullet
To: KneelBeforeZod
and gave away seat cushions last year with Bud Selig's picture on one side and Don Fehr's on the other). you gotta love America
Id pay good money to see one with Saddam and Chirac
The events: eating octopus and squid,
....with marinara or as a cold salad with olives and tomatos? - a heel of italian bread and some wine and weve got a party
To: Revelation 911
Id pay good money to see one with Saddam and Chirac I want mine to have bill on one side and hillary on the other!
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posted on
05/09/2003 4:06:04 AM PDT
by
libertylover
(Grateful to all who have served.)
To: KneelBeforeZod
"They squeal, they scream, they yell. . . . They'll dig until their hands get blisters. Some of them even come with kneepads." Sounds like Clinton Intern Audition Night.
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posted on
05/09/2003 4:27:00 AM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
("Quite frankly, all you see are butts and elbows, I'm telling you.")
To: Charles Henrickson
. . . and bobbing for raw hot dogs. . . . See above.
To: libertylover
I want mine to have bill on one side and hillary on the other!nah - save those for the comemorative urinal cakes
Minor league baseball is more appealing now that the Oakland A's charge $12 for parking.
To: KneelBeforeZod
Only in Wisconsin: In the bottom of the fourth inning of every home game, the Appleton-based Timber Rattlers roll a mini-cannon around the field and fire 10-12 free individually wrapped bratwursts into the crowd. The mechanism's name: "The Bratzooka." Yes! Poorman and I took his parents to a Rattlers game last year (they had never been to a pro baseball game before). I mentioned that they would be shooting bratwurst into the crowd. Dad-in-law thought I was joking. Then came the 4th inning and out came the BRATZOOKA. Mom-in-law laughed and shook her head. Dad-in-law's jaw dropped, and he muttered a few choice phrases. Finally he said something like "That is really something; I've never seen anything like it!"
Definitely something to tell the neighbors back in South Dakota.
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posted on
05/09/2003 11:43:39 AM PDT
by
petuniasevan
(Found: Weird tagline. Call with description to claim)
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