Ok. Everybody step back....give me some room...I got this one handled.
First off Sally, log off FR. Next shut your comp down and wait till the little fan stops running.
Next...disconnect your keyboard and mouse and leave them just outside your front door.
Having successfully done that...jump into your shower and wonder what's happening on FR....that you're missing.
After all this...put on your least revealing bathrobe and walk outside your front door...retrieving the keyboard and mouse as you do this.
Casually walk to your next door neighbor's picture window....taking the mouse in your right hand and the keyboard in your left....begin swinging them in a clockwise motion. (Note: If you're south of the equator...swing them counter clockwise...I'm not sure why...it has something to do with the way toilets flush.)
Once you are swinging as fast as possible...begin shouting as loud as you can....."How do I get my posts!!??" "How do I get my posts!!??!"
The people in the approaching flashing red light vehicle will be able to help you.