[Focault's Pendulum]

Just out of curiousity, how does one determine how many posts one has?

Ok. Everybody step back....give me some room...I got this one handled.

First off Sally, log off FR. Next shut your comp down and wait till the little fan stops running.

Next...disconnect your keyboard and mouse and leave them just outside your front door.

Having successfully done that...jump into your shower and wonder what's happening on FR....that you're missing.

After all this...put on your least revealing bathrobe and walk outside your front door...retrieving the keyboard and mouse as you do this.

Casually walk to your next door neighbor's picture window....taking the mouse in your right hand and the keyboard in your left....begin swinging them in a clockwise motion. (Note: If you're south of the equator...swing them counter clockwise...I'm not sure why...it has something to do with the way toilets flush.)

Once you are swinging as fast as possible...begin shouting as loud as you can....."How do I get my posts!!??" "How do I get my posts!!??!"

The people in the approaching flashing red light vehicle will be able to help you.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

But what if she burps and her scotch bottle shuts down her 100 posts she just made at the same time like me?

[Sally'sConcerns]

Ah, thank you for the info. Now, do I have to speak French or will this break the Internet and how will I know if I'm logged in or not?

[Once-Ler]

"Once you are swinging as fast as possible..."

I guess I must have been swinging the wrong way and a little too fast. I opened a wormhole and I was propelled 2 years in the future. I can prove it too...Dubya won the elections. I managed to get back to today but I still have no idea how to get my posts. Is their another method? I do have a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow if that helps.