[wizzler]

the closest analogy that comes to mind involves the color blue and a pair of small spherical objects.

Maybe I'm a retard, but what in the world are you talking about?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Maybe I'm a retard

Never, ever, say such a thing about yourself on this site. Mark my words, there will be legions who will take this comment and work their fingers to the bone to make this statement a de facto self-fulfilling prophecy.

You might as well just change your screen name right now.

P.S. the comment related to the blue dress and the stains thereupon.

[katana]

I'm sure you're not a retard but maybe as a teenager you were lucky enough to have never been "stimulated" for a number of hours without achieving the "objective". When I was younger virginity was more common place than now and our girlfriends put a lot of us into a condition called "blue balls".

My point was that weeks of hearing about all these "discoveries" without final confirmation and at the same time listening to the left crying "see, see, no WMD's!" has left many of us very frustrated.