I'm sure you're not a retard but maybe as a teenager you were lucky enough to have never been "stimulated" for a number of hours without achieving the "objective". When I was younger virginity was more common place than now and our girlfriends put a lot of us into a condition called "blue balls".
My point was that weeks of hearing about all these "discoveries" without final confirmation and at the same time listening to the left crying "see, see, no WMD's!" has left many of us very frustrated.
Ahh, thanks for the explanation.
Obviously I wasn't the only one left confused by the vague description -- the poster above me here actually thought it referred to Monica Lewinsky's dress.