[Scott from the Left Coast]

Maybe I'm a retard

Never, ever, say such a thing about yourself on this site. Mark my words, there will be legions who will take this comment and work their fingers to the bone to make this statement a de facto self-fulfilling prophecy.

You might as well just change your screen name right now.

P.S. the comment related to the blue dress and the stains thereupon.

[wizzler]

Don't worry -- my saying "maybe I'm a retard" is akin to my saying "maybe my eyes are made out of industrial carpeting." I'm so utterly confident that it's false that there's no risk in saying it.

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