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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
Bob Owen/Express-News
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: Corin Stormhands
But supposedly, when the kids pee in the pool it clears up the water.

Ugh, worst suspicions confirmed. Why would anyone want swim in something that needs urine to look good...
61 posted on 05/05/2003 12:12:24 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: Corin Stormhands
Just what happened to that previous president? I believe folks get so curious about the snicker bars floating in the pool, they no longer notice it's cloudy.
62 posted on 05/05/2003 12:14:14 PM PDT by Quilla (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)
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To: Manic_Episode
He could be cited with disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace if people complain, regardless if he is withing the legal limits or not.

No, he couldn't. But the police could be sued for false arrest. Perhaps the local town could pass an ordinance to harass the guy out of doing this.
63 posted on 05/05/2003 12:14:15 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: martin_fierro
Oh Lordy. I had to follow that link. I said to myself, C.R., don't follow's fierro's link. But I did. And now I feel dirty.
64 posted on 05/05/2003 12:14:50 PM PDT by capitan_refugio
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To: feinswinesuksass; yall
No one would be complaining if this was a woman wearing a thong while biking.....well maybe some fat old hags would complain.

LOL ! I bet they would ! I would certainly allow them their constitutional right, of course ! :O)

Thanks to you and to ALL that have replied on this thread ! . . .

65 posted on 05/05/2003 12:14:57 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: martin_fierro; MeeknMing; .45MAN
Y'know....I was just thinking, "At least he doesn't weigh 400 pounds" and then Mr. "Yuck-it-up" had to throw that link in there!!!

My eyes....I'm blind!!!

:-)
66 posted on 05/05/2003 12:15:50 PM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it, or LEAVE IT!)
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To: maxwell
LOL ! Check it out, Max . . .
67 posted on 05/05/2003 12:17:01 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: dansangel
Curiosity killed the cat! <|:)~ LOL
68 posted on 05/05/2003 12:17:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: dansangel
LOL !
69 posted on 05/05/2003 12:18:19 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: martin_fierro
Gottschalk, who is divorced...

Now there's a shocker!

70 posted on 05/05/2003 12:19:36 PM PDT by j_tull (Keep the Shiny Side UP!)
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To: martin_fierro
Fool me once...
71 posted on 05/05/2003 12:22:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: martin_fierro
It's like trying to pass by a bad wreck without looking....I knew I was doomed the minute I clicked! ROFL!!!!
72 posted on 05/05/2003 12:22:57 PM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it, or LEAVE IT!)
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To: j_tull

Kinda adds a sad new wrinkle to "Keep the shiny side up", dunnit? <|:)~

73 posted on 05/05/2003 12:23:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Call me chauvenistic, but if it were a babe riding in a thong.....

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

74 posted on 05/05/2003 12:24:39 PM PDT by mhking
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To: dansangel
It's like trying to pass by a bad wreck without looking

I know! I have the same response to that Bob Ross painting show. <|:)~ [[[[[[Dancy]]]]]]

75 posted on 05/05/2003 12:26:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
Bob Ross paints in a thong? Say it isn't so!
76 posted on 05/05/2003 12:27:25 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: FrogFish
I might have seen the guy you're talking about...I did see the same guy several years in a row wearing nothing but chaps and a thong. I was concentrating more on the girls in thongs though :O)
77 posted on 05/05/2003 12:28:50 PM PDT by in the Arena
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To: George W. Bush
LOL!

I just knew I was gonna regret that Bob Ross crack joke.

<|:)~

78 posted on 05/05/2003 12:30:07 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
I know! I have the same response to that Bob Ross painting show. <|:)~ [[[[[[Dancy]]]]]]

LOL!!! {{{{{{{{M_F}}}}}}}}}}

79 posted on 05/05/2003 12:33:25 PM PDT by dansangel (America - love it, support it, or LEAVE IT!)
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To: MeeknMing
So when the residents phone police to complain about Bob, is it a booty call?

And, don't you think he might be more employable if he were somewhere interviewing fully clothed rather than cycling mostly naked?
80 posted on 05/05/2003 12:34:34 PM PDT by manic4organic (An organic conservative)
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