Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights

San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

[xm177e2]

He could ride one of these bikes in his bedroom:

Except he said specifically that he likes being an exhibitionist.

[CobaltBlue]

>>Where do you live where people that sit on park benches sweat through their pants?<<

New Orleans gets that hot in the summertime, I guaran-damn-tee, especially if you're exercising or doing some kind of work outside.

[Grampa Dave]

The bikers I was posting about wear leathers, big boots and helmets.

I'm waiting for this guy to take a fall an get 32 feet of road rash up and down his body. Then he might wear appropriate clothes.

[laotzu]

"crazy libertarians certainly know how to win over...."

Just here cruisin' for dates.....eh? You look more like a 'republican' drinker. Perhaps I could interest you in a blond, not overly-principled, type.

[Van Jenerette]

...for class

[weegee]

...with the window open.

[annyokie]

Palm Springs, Kalifornia passed an ordinance to outlaw girls in thong bikinis from riding as passangers on motorcycles some years ago.

Apparently too many old geezers were crashing their Cadillacs into lampposts.

True story. ;)

[sit-rep]

If I was to ride my scooter half nakid, I'd just ride nakid!

And thanks for the previous link. You made my manhood retract like a turtles head!!

[ThomasMore]

Freeze-dried hippy who did too many Ludes!

[Liz]

Road rash? This idiot should be worried he might also lose two maybe three other important body parts.

[weegee]

Removing the clothes won't stop the sweating (and may even lead to chaffing).

[weegee]

I saw an article in the Houston Comical (but couldn't find it on their site). The Naked Cowboy went to some protest as an observer, not a participant. He said that he supported America in this war. He goes where the crowds are (he makes hundreds of dollars a day in tips).

[Grampa Dave]

The thong will protect him until the meat meets the road.

[weegee]

"Don't look, Ethyl! Don't look!!!... but it was too late, she'd already been mooned."

[girlscout]

Reading all of this reminds me of that group of Japanese singers who wore only cotton briefs with a fig leaf stategically placed. Does anyone remember the name of that band?

[uglybiker]

I can't say for sure. I was rather drunk at the time. :-P

[martin_fierro]

And thanks for the previous link. You made my manhood retract like a turtles head!!

Do what I do, big fella: Chalk it up to SHRINKAGE! <|:)~

[martin_fierro]

That would be YATTA, my young Padawan learner. <|:)~

[Rastus]

Bob Ross paints in a thong? Say it isn't so!

That would be rather disturbing, since he's about 8 years in the ground now.

And, what's wrong with Bob Ross anyway, Martin?

[uglybiker]

I can see that this person is very series about his cycling, but he REALLY needs a new pair of cycling shoes...

What? They clash with his thong?