Mob Boss gunned down because he is gay

New York Post ^ | 5/1/03 | JOHN LEHMANN

[Pro-Bush]

May 1, 2003 -- A Mafia turncoat told a stunned courtroom yesterday how he gunned down his mob boss - because he was gay. Former DeCavalcante soldier Anthony Capo said the New Jersey-based family - often described as the real-life "Sopranos" - feared they would be the laughing stock of the New York underworld if their acting boss, John "Johnny Boy" D'Amato was outted.

[Marysecretary]

yes, that's what he did alright. He was a wonderful hairdresser, very handsome, very nice, very perverted. How he ended up is no big surprise.

[weegee]

Is this evidence of the Gay Mafia I hear so much about from Hollywood?

What's the "equal opportunity" case going to look like here? A homosexual man has just as much "right" to engage in a criminal enterprise as a heterosexual man?

Is "Fat Tony" going to step up and say how he's being discriminated against because everyone insists on calling him "fat"?

[weegee]

It doesn't sound like anyone gave him the kiss of death.

[samuel_adams_us]

Get outta here you pufta.

[lowbridge]

Okay, now everybody sing!:

Oh, I'm a mafia boss, and I'm okay...

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHA!!

Suddenly it makes sense when Duanne the Bull puts a hit on someone by ordering up a game of leap frog.

[samuel_adams_us]

with the unicorn.

[weegee]

No one sheds any tears over the death of a mob hood. Gay or straight.

Exactly

[Alberta's Child]

For those of you who didn't have a chance to see this story on the front page of the New York Post this morning, this was the actual headline splashed across the front page of the newspaper:

FAIRY GODFATHER

My only regret in llife is that I never had a chance to be the headline writer for the New York Post.

[Alberta's Child]

No, it's even better than that . . .

(Front and back pages of today's New York Post)

[Greybird]

Get outta here you pufta.

"Greybird
Since Jul 19, 1999"

"samuel_adams_us
Since Oct 25, 2001"

You first, you newbie.

Oh, by the way, it's "pooftah." So you're incapable of using a dictionary, as well. Quelle surprise. Non!

(I love using French around here. After all, those cretins contributed to nothing that mattered to this country, including, oh, its INDEPENDENCE.)

[samuel_adams_us]

Geez, taking it personally? I was just adding to the mafia thread. Didn't know I was going to hurt your little feelers.

[mabelkitty]

Rick Santorum will not resign, and he was misquoted.

There. That should save us all about 300+ posts, because I see where this is going.

[mabelkitty]

Man, those folks kill me.

I like to imagine they are all a bunch of college kids getting drunk at noon.

[NYCVirago]

Why did you switch the original headline? "MOBSTER SLEEPS WITH THE SWISHES" is a New York Post classic!

[Mike Darancette]

Capo di Fruitti Capo.

[tracer]

Are you perchance referring to the Mick Jagger phenomenon?

[tracer]

How about "The Dipper Don?"

[habs4ever]

ping

[mabelkitty]

It's a shame we have to go back to 1776 to find an act of kindness France showed the U.S.

Not like they didn't have their own agenda on Independence at the time, right?