[KIRSCH E.G]

Hello All,
I am the actual author of the eBay listing that is being discussed here. I just wanted to take the time and thank all of you for opening a forum based on a humorous tirade that I developed based on an inside joke between a friend and I. More importantly I really would like to voice my appreciation for those who have enough Strength to be true patriots, as Mr Roberts had indicted, I have seen that this is a like minded forum, and website, and I feel uncannily comfortable. I would like you all to know that I plan to visit this site more often because your views are important to me. It is a rarity that people as a whole stand to fight in something they believe in, for it is such a great thing to believe in something, and more often, the hardest thing to people to do. To call faith in our American people, in our flag, our values, and our very essence we become closer to a unified and continually diverse nation based on an idea of a productive free society. We should seek out and embrace our strengths, and relentlessly seek to reconstruct and heal our weaknesses. In a time of darkened horizons, dawns of purity, compassion, and liberty shall arise to touch and surround each citizen of this country as rays of sunlight do if we actively participate in its renewal and save our colors from the negligence of liberalists. I wish you all the very best, and yes I am only 21, I feel that I have entered fertile waters, and I thank you all forwardly for your initial welcome, Thank you. God Bless.
-EGK

[dixiechick2000]

Welcome to Free Republic! We always need more like-minded people and you will be a wonderful addition to this forum.

Good luck on your career in Naval Aviation. What bird would you like to fly? Hubby was a Naval Aviator in Viet Nam.

The next time you auction something on eBay, please post it here. ;o)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Welcome HOME!!! We are MOST proud to call you one of our own.

Thank you for the laughter today, but more than that thank you for your service to our great country.

[azGOPgal]

Welcome aboard. You'll fit in just great here and find it a safe haven from all the liberal stuff going on.

We actually need to thank you for being a true patriot and serving our country. We definitly need more people like you who exude a great love and respect of America and what she stands for.

Let us know if you sell anything else on eBay. A good laugh is good every now and then.

[Howlin]

Everybody, it's the eBAY GUY, in person, the author of this hilarious piece we've been enjoying all day!

[Howlin]

Pleae, please, please, write more for us........we have loved this piece more than you will ever know!

Wit like this is in SLIM supply! Drop by and give us your views on anything -- the South, the military, the country!

And for goodness sake, send us your first screenplay! You may be the next Neil Simon!

[Lauratealeaf]

Welcome! Your eBay listing was great and I salute your humor, intelligence and service to your country! My husband and son graduated from West Point and both have many friends who are serving in the military from the Citadel.

[photogirl]

Funny stuff, long, but must read...

[ODC-GIRL]

Welcome to Free Republic. You will find it a safe harbor from the tumultuous waters of life, even in the military. Thank you for your dedication and fervor. Our country needs people like you more than ever.

[Search4Truth]

Hello :)

[Jen]

Welcome!! Your eBay listing was hilarious! I recognized a few of my son's friends in your description. hahahaha

Best of luck to you at the Citadel and in your future Navy career. (Are you sure you don't want to join the Air Force????)

[swheats]

In a time of darkened horizons, dawns of purity, compassion, and liberty shall arise to touch and surround each citizen of this country as rays of sunlight do if we actively participate in its renewal and save our colors from the negligence of liberalists.

Yes it was funny, but you have a great way of using word pictures that bring your words alive. Welcome to FR and thank you for your service to this great country.

[Mo1]

WOW .. the Ebay Dude ...Thanks for the ping Howlin

KIRSCH E.G .. that Ebay description was awesome

Welcome to Free Republic, you'll love it here and will fit right in .. but beware it's very addictive

Hello, My name is Mo1 and I'm a

[Flyer]

Thanks for the great humor break you provided and welcome aboard - you're gonna love it here.

(AKA Goldenspot)

[McGavin999]

Welcome aboard. We need people like you, glad you found the place. Pull up a chair and enjoy some of the best political debate on the web.

[Humidston]

Welcome home, sir! Anybody who eschews punks driving loud cars is more than welcome here at FR. (Not to mention, one willing to serve our glorious country!)

Did I ever tell you about my adorable almost 21 yr old granddaughter????? ;-)

[kayak]

Welcome to the best website in the universe! As you have been warned already, this place is addictive .... but you'll find outstanding discourse and dialog, fantastic humor, camaraderie .... and some real nuts and weirdos along the way, too.

You'll find some excellent background material and some great links on this thread ....

NEWCOMERS: Welcome Center and Information Desk

God bless you!

[NautiNurse]

Praise : Excellent and ROFLMAO eBay commentary about the state of our nation!!! Needs to practice better sentence structure, but otherwise will be A+++++++++++++ FReeper!!!!! Would definitely like to see more posts! Welcome to FreeRepublic!!!!!

[RobFromGa]

Welcome to FR.

Watch out it's addictive. And making a difference. Big Time.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I am gratified to see that my email bore fruit. Welcome!

Don't miss visiting the daily thread "USO Canteen, FReeper Style" as well as the "Freeper Foxhole".

And please don't hesitate to ask for any guidance in navigating Free Republic. It is vast.

Welcome aboard.

[MeekOneGOP]

Now, then, all kidding aside! :O)

Thanks for the post, FRiend ! And welcome to FreeRepublic.com !!