Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American

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[InvisibleChurch]

Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American (presented by the 622nd Movement Control Team from Fort Eustis, Virginia)

10. "Besides Switzerland, we're the only country to have a cheese named after us" (Private First Class, Peter Griffin)

9. "We have 49 awesome states...and Delaware" (Specialist, Vernell Adams)

8. "All our great presidents have been American" (Private First Class, Randall Forrester)

7. "I don't see Yao Ming playing basketball in Belgium" (Specialist, Christopher King)

6. "Our flag is one of the stripiest" (Sergeant, Nealon Sears)

5. "America has more Regises per capita than any other nation on earth" (Specialist, Terrell Price)

4. "If the French don't like us, we must be doing something right" (Specialist, Lee Stringer)

3. "Slurpees" (Private First Class, Carleto Corpuz)

2. "You'll notice the U.S. judges on 'American Idol' are very polite. The British one's the jerk" (Private First Class, Jacob Herzog)

1. "It's where all my stuff is" (Staff Sergeant, Israel Hill)

[InvisibleChurch]

[HiTech RedNeck]

Something to add to your collection of tom-foolery

[Grand Old Partisan]

The #1 is from the Space Ghost cartoon:

"Space Ghost, they're going to destroy the Earth."

"Oh no, that's where I keep all my stuff!"

[Clara Lou]

Good for a giggle. Thatnks for the post.

[4mycountry]

>>>"If the French don't like us, we must be doing something right" (Specialist, Lee Stringer)


OH yeah!! Quote of the day, right here people!!
This is too good.....^-^

[lowbridge]

8. "All our great presidents have been American" (Private First Class, Randall Forrester)

I didnt know Clinton was a foreigner.

[Norman Conquest]

That all great presidents have been American doesn't necessarily imply that all American presidents have been great.

But despite your fallacious reasoning, your conclusion is correct.

Bill Clinton was not an American.

[ILBBACH]

I didnt know Clinton was a foreigner.

Don't aliens from Uranus count as foreigners?

[gcruse]

Bill Clinton was not an American.

He wasn't great, either.

[sheik yerbouty]

Clinton was "an impacted foreign body..."

[ILBBACH]

Clinton was "an impacted foreign body..."

Don't you mean "an IMPEACHED foreign body...?"

[sheik yerbouty]

If he was IMPOTUS, he should look IMPOTUS...