"Antiquities experts...said...they were concerned that the priceless treasures may never be recovered."So, folks, there you have it. Our mission in Iraq was....not regime change...not uncovering WMD...nor freeing the Iraqi people, but the far more urgent task of protecting "antiquities" from "looters." In other words, we put 300,000 troops in the region to guard some museum in Baghdad. Comprende?Small wonder Americans have tuned the media elite out.
Baghdad Bob says
"U.S. Forces are not in Baghdad...er...wait a minute."
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Baghdad Bob and his
lookalike, Dustin Hoffman
The U.K.'s Sun Online dropped the bombshell revelation Tuesday morning: "Saddam Hussein is holed up in a desert fortress with his generals preparing for a final bloody showdown, war commanders believe," having "fled to the desert village of Al Hawijah with his family, aids and a personal army as Allied soldiers [unwittingly] advanced on the city [of Tikrit]."
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I think I smell a lawsuit here. The "Sun" report sounds like something my very own "Inquisition" would write - LOL!!
Seriously, that struck me as something you'd see screaming at you from the grocery store check-out line, right alongside the dog-faced baby and Klintoon's latest love-child! :-)
Heck - just had to put on 'Word Speed Dial' an Auto Response that says you once again outdid that JohnHuang2 Guy..:)))
Simply Outstanding! JH2.
Casting my vote for you to have a nationally syndicated column with these for the edification of the general masses - and the delight of the conservatives who so love your efforts....
Please continue to feed our hungry minds and make us laugh in the process -
you do that wonderfully.
John...Great thread as usual. I always look forward to your 2 cents.
Happy Easter and Passover to everyone. I hope you all enjoy the holiday and extra time off if any. Trying to stop by more often again. Hope to see you all soon
Sorry I wasn't around today. My sister just had surgery, but she's recovering nicely and should be out of the hospital this weekend. Your prayers would be greatly appreciated :)